Nah, it’s a catshit-borne parasite that changes their attitude towards the smell of cat urine.

I NEED EYE-CODIN NOW, BECAUSE OF THE GREEN-ON-BLACK

The key facts:

Maybe, but, uh, they had more than a few lines in the movies they were in.

Ahh; basically a reiteration of your point. Iverson is the most overrated player of all time because he’s one of the most enjoyable players of all time; people mistake “I LOVE IVERSON” for “Iverson was great”

Why do people insist that Allen Iverson is one of the best basketball players of all time?

If all it took were a question, sure.

Now ask why there aren’t any laws against those fucking LED headlights.

I can’t help but see Kim Kardashian’s friend Jonathon whenever Chait is mentioned.

Is there a forum of some sort for you and your ilk, or are you one lone goofbag who came up with all these sub-Luntzian ‘zingers’?

With a B, though, right?

Overwatch’s voice work is great, but it’s not particularly nuanced.

I’ve called plenty of people monkeys. What does race... you know how it goes.

Whereas Timberland makes the best bae slayers.

Yeah, but the joke is weak. It’s a hacky setup and a worn down punchline.

Nice coinage

Lakeith Stanfield isn’t going to stand around

One super tooth.

Good christ that reeks.