To be fair:

Economy good, president good.

Old die. New ones slightly better. Works eventually.

Wait... RETRUDED ORBITALS?

Oh shit, this is the first time I’ve seen ‘incel’ I thought it was based on insular.

“major motion picture” is ad speak for a reg’lar ass movie.

Easy: god made it for us. It’s ours and we’re supposed to use it up.

To be fair

Imagine! Your job involves writing up some copy about how the daughter of the sister of famous singer Britney Spears got in a serious ATV accident. Does that seem like a reasonable thing? Does spending 5 minutes reading an article about it seem like empathy, or some kind of weird... like kind of a birdy sort of word,…

So your dad liked your local team (which, hey, mine did too), and you both watched them as they became a dynasty.

regardless-er, idiot.

And which part of Boston do we have to send you to so that you can learn the shocking truth about “isn’t really proper English.”

I thought this would be a highlight post

Some people don’t have desktop/laptop computers.

RUSSIAN SYBERTROLLING IS BEZT SYBERTROLLING

This is a paid russian troll account

Once you graduate, you’ll get it

It’s underwriters all the way under.

Fine, “I could give a fuck” crawled out of a sarcastic “Like I could give a fuck”, the ‘like’ got left off because it’s just empty scene setting. But that lead to dipshits yelling very earnest “I COULD GIVE A FUCK”s at each other, which is just sad, since we’ve still got a perfectly nice version using can’t.

Anyone who talks about “millennials” is shoveling bullshit, and most of them are nearing 50. It’s crazy that “born between then and... uh... then” is the level of specificity major corporations seem to be operating at when deciding what to make and how to sell it. And worse, it’s boomer execs taking advice from the…