promnightmare
Prom Nightmare
promnightmare

No, the car news is car news, but it happens to be highly politicized car news, thanks to Trump’s lie about Ford/Michigan.

Sad!

Yes, the coveted Jalopniks-who-haven’t-made-up-their-mind-yet demo.

But... he keeps telling everyone that he’s better than them.

If he had that self-awareness, he wouldn’t be in this position.

Whooooooo-boy.

streaming tv is more profitable than streaming film. Whoda thunkit?

No, you’re not, but you’re missing out.

Shit, half the list doesn’t really hold up today. And that includes a movie that came out just three fucking years ago.

Just list your own good ones.

Oh, jeez, fucking WALL-E. C’mon folks.

It’s a lot of wankery.

Then you are bad at watching movies.

Interstellar > Inception.

Comedy also dates faster, it feels like.

The latter’s also the one that doesn’t do anything special. It’s just a solid action movie.

Mad Max deserves to be there. The rest of those...

Tree of Life is the best movie on that list, though the Sean Penn bits hurt it, and I got up to turn it off during the opening space bullshit.

+1 felony

Yoko Ono is The Secret-level profundity for people who think they aren’t idiots.