Yo, how come nobody said anything about the local TV guy’s response?

He doesn’t seem very tall. Maybe the French are a short race.

But what if the person making the joke was a latinx with Klinefelter syndrome?

These people also tend to go juuuust quickly enough to slip through the next light, only hitting the speed limit as they enter the intersection.

Did Jill Stein kidnap and murder a child in ‘91? I’m not saying she did, but she won’t address it.

If you’re a tool who likes shut-in racists with violent fantasies, sure.

Agreed. But also:

That depends which side of you you’re really on, man. Or which side of me you’re on?

Yelling “This popcorn needs more salt” in a movie theater that’s on fire.

It’s a mallet, not a hammer.

Shit, I didn’t know she played Sam Weir

Thank you. The textbook racket isn’t the worst thing going, but it’s one that could be busted without much trouble if more professors were concerned with their students’ welfare.

BOOM.

Ann Coulter is the ‘rolling coal’ of people. The people who buy her books don’t read them, they just like to think that they’re sticking it to ‘libs’.

Half Life wasn’t about Half Life, if was about the mods.

“humans looking each other in the eye” is a particularly apt phrasing, given that CYCLISTS DON’T. It’s not a game the way basketball is, it’s a competition to see who can most efficiently move their body + bike through a course.

A+ analogy.

Brett FAAAAVVRRE.

Your outlook on sex may have be perversely affected by the fact that Hooters is your only source for a glimpse of 3d boobs.

Write it and they will.