I’ve got a bridge I’ve been meaning to sell.

Quit being so salty.

Quit being so salty.

Uh... they’ve actually decided to go the other way. Manafort’s the one who was trying to gild that turd, the new folks think it’s better raw.

It’s just bullshit advertising. Like that gay-hating pizza place

It’s just an ad.

But the point of the testing crowd is that her testosterone levels are the result of being a man, depending on how that’s determined.

DAN HARMON.

Roasted broccoli is a scourge. People only prefer the roasted version because it seems less basic.

Celery’s more of an herb, and the leaves are pretty solid in salads. Nailed zucchini and eggplant, though.

You best be meanin’ “whole grilled onions” there, pardner.

You put Steve Harvey, who is the Stephen A. Smith of comedy

Please see header image.

This might be small comfort, but consider that most people at the gym are there because they’re not satisfied with their body in one way or another. They might look better than you (or me), they might be fitter, but they’re there to lose weight, or get bigger muscles, or improve their endurance.

Boxer briefs (or just briefs): A bra for your balls and dick.

The missing frames almost make it look like Homer butt-bumps Maude off the edge.

You know, part of the undercounting is disconnects and freezes.

That’s exactly the kind of thing laypeople would call “some sort of GPS weirdness”.

Why rig that for the Spurs?

You have a urinal at home?