promnightdumpsterfirebaby
Promnight Dumpsterfire Baby
promnightdumpsterfirebaby

Kissing a chicken can lead to other things.

Who are you to question someone else’s love?

Sounds like I can keep on fucking ‘em, though, so that’s good news.

“Oh no, someone somewhere is getting something I don’t need!”

Bullet successfully removed.

so basically you’re saying: “addition by subtraction.”

I’ve driven a 200 (it was a rental). It was lousy, but not as bad as Kid Rock.

Bullet, dodged (after a while, I guess).

It’s music for people who love buying CDs from Walmart and then going on a cruise for their vacation.

Less so. I can sit on that chair. I have no use for kid rock. Well, maybe as like, an anchor for a canoe. Or to prevent my car from rolling down a hill.

Sounds like you’re the winner, my friend

“It’s not a cold sore if it’s on your anus.”

My ex-wife went to this concert.

Kid Rock befriending drunk rednecks like Hank Williams Jr. and waiving a confederate flag around is such a sweet thank you to the hip hop community that made him famous.

“Also, anyone have any cold sore cream?!”

Kid Rock is approximately as relevant as Clint Eastwood’s chair.

As deep of a thought to be expected coming from the guy whose biggest recent hit included lyrics that rhymed “things” with “things.”

Totally unsurprising. This is just another plank in his 20-year career of promoting honour and respect. Kid Rock and deference to authority are practically synonymous at this point. I'm surprised he hasn't incorporated apple pie into his brand.