I bet Magary got one. Nolan probably just jealous. Sour grapes and such.

Yoiks!

It was pearls before swine.

He would claim to be a victim of political correctness and the biased press who have rigged the game for Hillary, which is why his supporters should take to the streets and start shooting if the bitch wins, cause the game is crooked. That would be the trifecta of Trumpiness, being a giant dickbag, playing victim, and…

That's downright in-American!

Hey is that the old WPA mural that the right-wing retard governor of Maine ordered to be painted over because he don't want no evil commie art on the Government walls? God what a fucking asshole that man is, a symbol for all the stupidity, anti-intellectualism, and just plain meanness of modern conservatism.

Or if you eat it while wearing linen and wool.

Oh that is very good indeed! I don't think anyone from either school will understand, though. Math is hard.

When I was in college many years ago, when I still had hopes and dreams, I was an English major, in preparation for a career in unemployment, and I had to take a linguistics course called History of the English Language. English is the Long Island iced tea of languages, consisting of parts of this and that language,…

Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear? Do you think Tex Antoine's Mistake would be a good band name?

There was a movie with a plot like that, I forget the name. Gene Wilder was in it, though. Mel Brooks movie.

The cobbler’s kids never have shoes. And the minister’s kid is always the worst hellion around.

But what if they are being ironic? Maybe its a hipster meatfight?

A sausage party turned into a swordfight, isn’t that cute.

There used to be some interesting photos of her on the intertubes you could look up. She has a gigantic, luxurious 70s bush and nothing else on, in them.

Can you imagine the lead that a competent politician, or even Biden, would have over this Bialystock and Bloom production Trump is putting on? Good lord, its close and I am scared shitless, because Hillary is fully capable of losing this.

We elected one of them in '68, '72, 80, . . .

If Brooks wrote a bad column, and no one read it, would it still be bad?

I am responsible for both the wettening and the hardening? That hardly seems fair.

Average is only 5 inches? If its only 5 inches, how do you even get it in?