Plus she’s probably wearing a bulletproof vest, which makes the heat worse, but which also makes the clothing worse because she’s trying to find something that doesn’t show the vest. Clinton’s taken an ungodly tonnage of shit for her various sartorial choices over the years, and dressing like the President of a…

Also it’s apparently a previously documented fact that she doesn’t sweat, which would make temperature regulation harder.

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I hear they used to take winter trips together to go snowballing.

You have achieved the rare combination of glorious and fucking horrifying. My hat’s off, and I’m giving you a standing ovation in my office while my assistant is wondering what the fuck I’m doing. Bravo.

Let’s all take a moment to marvel at the fact that Venus Williams won the tournament that year, and made it to the 4th round this year.

Swinging, swapping, pyramiding, Eiffel Towering, you name it—these boys have done it together.

YES! Was waiting impatiently for this....you did not disappoint me. Made my Friday.

I think in a time of our nation where healing is so needed, we owe it to our children and to the world to change the national anthem to Prince’s “Let’s Go Crazy.”

at least borat has a better relationship with the jewish population, amirite?

The “1 to 10" scale is so worthless. I used to kid about this with my daughter when we went to the doctor. “The worst pain I can imagine? How about being on fire and having needles shot at me simultaneously?” Scaling whatever pain I have is bound to come out as 1 to 2, at best.

At least Tesla seems to be taking the comparison seriously and is using their own customers as automotive Vladimir Komarovs.

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY?

1. Take the oil

I once stood behind Ann Coulter on line at a supermarket checkout. It took me all my strength not to throw my produce at her.

If we arm cops with tacos instead of guns they can deescalate tenuous situations. Fewer cops (directly) killing Americans is a win-win for almost everybody. I say almost because I’m sure white supremacists will hate it but, man, fuck those guys.

LET’S MESS WITH TEXAS

You must live in fake america, out here in real america 7 of the 10 guys will say the bible and the other 3 will punch you in the face.

People lie about reading books for the same reasons that motivated you to write that comment.

“I’m strapped in for the good shit, Tomi. Fuck me up.”

(Given that she’s a hot blonde white chick from the heartland who went to college in Vegas, there’s a pretty decent chance that that video already exists in the wild)