They are both filthy rich international celebrities. There will be no need for them to ever have a day of real marriage.

She’s not as famous in the US, that’s all. Many of the most famous people in the world are not well known (or even known at all) in the US. This often surprises Americans who know jack shit about the rest of the world. Run about asking people who Amitabh Bachchan or Sachin Tendulkar are- most of the people on the…

I mean, I think it’s perfectly likely that he’s straight (or bi) and so is she and they just fell in love and got married.

But if we are going to play conspiracy theory, she’s still single in her late 30s which is late for Indian women- maybe she wants to remain that way but there’s pressure for her to marry, maybe she…

Isn’t that what it’s doing in the beginning of the video? Just dragging, draping, across the tile?

It probably depends on how old you were when Princess Di got married. The little boys carried her stupidly long train in behind her as well, and it was intentionally all Disney fairy tale, back in a time when little girls didn’t see that sort of thing so much. We all reenacted it in some way or another, even if it was…

Yes that explains the lavish wedding and the polished media theater, etc. But it doesn’t explain the choice to have this stupidly long hideous train which is comical, and Western style wedding dresses are not a thing in India anyway so it’s entirely on her.

Couldn’t he be bi?

Because it’s an absurd and stupid veil, sort of like when we talk about rich royals’ hats. I know it’s all theater, but I just can’t help looking- morbid curiosity I guess- when people with means do elaborately ridiculous things by choice and then everyone present goes along with it. It’s an age-old fascination- it’s…

I mean, this is all true, but it’s also totally typical. 

Honestly this looks so dumb. It would be great if everyone started cracking up laughing as she came down. My fave part is when the guy holding the bottom left corner of the giant stupid web had to push the oblivious photographer out of his way, lest they collide and yank the damn thing off her head. 

Thanks. I haven’t read all the stories that have come out, just followed it immediately afterwards. Didn’t know there were so many witnesses- none eye witnesses though, just overheard stuff, nor that the noise complaints had happened that day.

I wonder what her real story is. Think she went up there intentionally to…

Barron’s a child, so yes off limits.

Also the more I think about it, the anal sex analogy is perfect. While loads of women try it over the course of their lives, it is not a norm regular go-to for any but a very small minority of women. And most women who try it say it is painful. My own opinion is that straight men who have never themselves been…

I understand what you were trying to say. I never said no woman could possibly like it. I said that it’s an outlier. What people like also changes with expectations and exposure as they play at stuff that they see which can be exciting for everyone. This is all totally different than how it is presented in literature…

I think it’s because of the shit with her mom. Trump blames women for the giant mistakes in his life. He just had to have Marla Maples- it was a huge scandal at the time and probably the only time that a woman really did get one over on him. And you know how he holds grudges. He can’t learn from mistakes and take…

I look like my dad too. I’d have preferred the other way around just because his side doesn’t age well, but mostly I don’t GAF. They have pretty good genes otherwise, and I’ll take the sagging over health problems.

She also usually looks like she does her hair/makeup herself which is fine, except then she goes out in situations where she wears really fancy clothes and is surrounded by people who spend hours with personal stylists, etc. If she were just a normal person in normal clothes in normal situations, she’d range from…

As a feminist, you are not forbidden to comment on another woman’s looks. You are expected to understand what shapes your opinions of what is attractive or not in different contexts.

Sure, but I’m assuming you are a man here? What I’m saying is that from all the men who have stories about how their female partners just love cum, and all the porn that centers women loving cum, I’ve never once heard a woman name cum as one of the things that she’s most into. Ever. In my decades of being a woman…

Here’s what I think. Male writers would do better if they’d just limit their descriptions to what the male character is thinking/feeling rather than trying to describe what the woman’s body is like or what the woman is experiencing. Because that’s where they tend to go wrong.