Permission to say cock?

Advance Auto Parts has so much of my money they should hire a greeter and have snacks for me when I come in.

He said he is moving to Thedrive.com but he hasn’t made an appearance yet.

11 stage afterburner FTW.

The old style travel pod is a refurbished napalm bomb. And they really, really hurt if the the dumbass who is supposed to be locking it in place turns the speed wrench the wrong way and it falls on your hand.

Or you can take the SD card out, put it in an adapter and plug it into your Android phone.

Or you can take the SD card out, put it in an adapter and plug it into your Android phone.

Monday morning at 0600 I’ll be at TheDrive.com asking where the hell Tyler is.

My daughter hit the car in front of her at a stop sign when she was trying to open a granola bar. Do we bring out the CSI team for every accident? They’re all caused by negligence.

It looks like everything was stuck on as an afterthought.

In 2000 I worked next door to a business whose owner bought Jaguar XK8's for his employees as company cars. The XK8 is basically my default setting on Autotrader.

I blame the deaths on sudden deceleration.

My first car was a 1972 Dodge Dart Demon (318 V8 and 150 hp!) and I wouldn’t mind having another Dart just because. But all the dealers around here are still pushing MSRP’s.

When I was in the Air Force I worked with a former Marine who did sentry duty at the White House. He said to avoid messing up your creases you never sat down in your dress uniform. And if you did have to sit down for some reason you took off your pants first.

Will it beat the Elio to market?

I almost asked if the tint would stay dark with the engine off. But I stopped myself just in time.

Tyler hasn’t done an article since Tuesday. Should we go looking for him?

Its not just that. Each aircraft has its own personality. After awhile, when you hear that tail number you’ll immediately remember its quirks.

No, but before I went to work for the IT dept. I was a correctional officer. “Cops” was showing in the dayroom and it was showing one of the Nashville episodes. Metro PD was chasing some guy down the street and one of the inmates pointed to the guy next to him and said “man, that’s your cousin!”

Many years ago there was an episode of Cops (this was Tennessee also, Nashville specifically) where a drunk ran from the police and drove his car up a guy wire. He gets out of his car and calmly walks away pretending it wasn’t him and gets seriously tackled.

“...caused me to make choices, decisions and act out in a manor...” This sentence makes it sound like he beat someone up in a large English estate.