I had the 5-door 1981 Pontiac T1000 and don’t remember it being this slow. But I can say I never got a speeding ticket in it. And automatic car washes were to be avoided unless you wanted the trim stripped from the body.

Now do motorcycle helmets. 

I lifted my 1985 Toyota truck right after I bought it. Went to the local off-road performance store and told him what I wanted for a 3" lift. He replied back with a list of what I needed, in addition to what wanted.

Flip through some 50 yr. old copies of Popular Science and you’ll be sure to find a car with folding wings without much of a problem. But we never had one, and never will.

Leaking on the ground with the engines off is what we called a static leak. Running the engines and pressurizing fuel, pneumatic and hydraulic systems can reduce the leaks.

It goes to show you the money doesn’t make a good videographer. And you thought I was going to say good driver.

Welsh.

I had two dealerships try to talk me out of a manual transmission when I was car shopping in April.

If it was a Navy Seal who took the shot he would have been on phone with his agent before the guy was cold.

My first car was a 1972 Dodge Dart (the Demon model of course) so I’ve always had a soft spot for Chrysler/Dodge/Plymouth products. But I haven’t bought another since and don’t see that changing anytime soon.

So public education didn’t exist until 1979?

Snow tires or winter tires? I just found out this was a thing.

There are limits to professional courtesy. When I was a deputy sheriff I was pulled over by a local cop in my little town. I was waiting at a light to make a left turn and the guy in front of me sat through the entire green arrow without moving. The light changed to green and after 5 seconds of him still not…

Right. Like cops have friends.

Those frost heaves in Florida don’t need a lot of attention.

That’s Mike Ehrmantraut’s disposable car. He knows his cars potentially have a short life span. (That was revealed in Better Call Saul)

6. Old school: they simply sent their pervy accountant to her house with a camera.

But what if the fine print says he can release the nudes and they signed off without reading it?

I had an ‘89 Dodge Colt that was extremely sensitive to inclines when checking oil level. Check your oil when you get gas, those parking lots are usually flat. Plus you can always buy a quart if you are low.

One of the local news channels (where I applied for a job about 25 years ago and didn’t get it) asked a click bait question on Facebook on “How’s your morning commute?” Since the correct answer is “Duh, it sucks” I decided to be a little creative.