Pinzgauer for $25,500.

When you buy a car in the US, the sticker price doesn’t include tax. But if you buy in the EU, it always includes the tax. (VAT is a bitch.) So even if they cost the same, it would seem to be more expensive in Luxembourg.

In the USAF we would say “there goes his paycheck.”

I came here for the jokes about people who don’t use their heads when they drive.

Ramstein, Germany. About 1983.

Looks like pilot error to me.

This was an actual debate in Charlotte in the mid-1970's. The “uptowners” won because they said it sounded more cosmopolitan.

I go with Wilford Brimely. “No Pops, those are insulin syringes. Let me, umm, get them out of here. They’re probably collectors items.”

After the price of gas jumped up, a local TV station asked on Facebook to share our experiences with what we were seeing at the gas stations in our neighborhood. I thought “Well, I went to get gas, it was busy so I went somewhere else. It was even busier when drove by later. That’s gonna need some adjectives.”

I would expect it to be found by teenagers in a John Carpenter film.

At 4PM yesterday the needle on my gas gauge ventured into the gray area of uncertainty and I went to the station near my home where I usually buy gas. All pumps were taken and and angry looking drivers were circling the pumps like hungry hyenas around a dead water buffalo. Half the pumps had signs on them saying…

I’m going straight to YouTube to find the dashcam video.

How does any student buy books? Grants, student loans, money from parents and part time jobs.

Here’s another thing: The HOV lane is not the passing lane.

Tennessee recently started enforcing the move over law and the Nashville media have been writing about it. And everyone has been commenting on it. Including me.

Hi Tom,

I read article with Russian accent and bottle of Vodka in hand. It is good.

Yes, because we need roaming compliance officers to punish people for spending their own money on fuel. Feel free to draw up a plan based on Saudi Arabian religious police. Bonus points if you include public beatings with sticks.

The average car in Europe is small because the roads are so damn narrow.