The Tennessee DOT has been holding contests for the best slogan for their electronic Interstate billboards. Last years winner was “Texting and driving, oh cell no!”

“The Fighting Amish.”

I had to buy a car in a hurry after losing my company car when I was laid off. A Saturday afternoon was spent online looking at Autotrader and I found a 4 yr. old Sonata with 69,000 miles on it. The Carfax showed scheduled maintenance had been followed and it had no dents, dings or scratches.

Navy SEALs.

Definitely not the same bunny boots I wore when I deployed to The Canadias for Operation Maple Flag.

I traded in my 1972 Dodge Dart Demon for a new 1981 Pontiac T1000 in Alexandria, LA. After a year, some interior parts simply fell off, but one trip to car wash loosened the door molding and left it hanging. I glued it back on but another trip to the car wash (should have learned my lesson) and other plastic bits fell…

Ask your dad. He’ll remember the tail numbers he flew.

Are you Putin me on?

Everytime I hear about a submarine disaster I think about the Kursk. It was a 500 ft. long sub that sank in water 360 ft. deep.

These are from the Great Tennessee Airshow in Smyrna, TN a few years ago. This year I have a better camera and we get the Blue Angels.

Yes. A win-win situation for us all.

Know what it costs me if the kid pays for his own damn education like I did? Nothing.

You’re not claiming it was a wedding party?

What’s the first rule of Fight Club?

The Sucker Punch

Beast

OK, but only the nuclear capable versions.

The B-21 Shadow

It’s 1964. You’ve tossed down a martini, lit your Lucky Strike and you’re on the way to pick up Joan Holloway from “Mad Men.” You turn on the radio and this song comes on.

Just sell a couple of F-35's on eBay. You know those guys selling their Cessnas are looking to upgrade.