Read the New Scientist article. That quote comes from one Chu Yao; it’s likely that English is her second language. That said, it’s not grammatically incorrect, just unconventional. So is studying fart odor, if you think about it.

No cheese is yellow or orange naturally. They are all dyed, and with the same colorings that are used in Velveeta: annatto and beta carotene. Velveeta and all processed American cheeses are simply real cheese, usually cheddar, mixed with a variety of other ingredients. The purpose of the processing is so that, unlike…

This was on my feed under a post of Trump’s apology with the caption “do you forgive him?” The only ones I know personally are the ones I’ve masked in red and maroon. They’re both dumber than a sack of rocks, but I probably didn’t need to tell you that.

I fucking hate Facebook, especially during election season.

Why is anyone surprised by this? It’s as though everyone forgot who Donald Trump was once he was nominated. Hell, the shit he said on Howard Stern’s show was repugnant enough. The only thing that surprises me is that it’s taken this long for something like this to finally hit the fan. I guess everyone was holding the…

I’ve been watching this channel for a while now but I hadn’t seen what this guy looks like until a couple of days ago. He looks NOTHING like I expected. His wife, too.

To many people, celebrities are not human beings. I don’t mean that they think of them as being sub-humans or anything like that (well, maybe some do, but they’re not the ones I’m referring to). I mean that they don’t really realize, on a deep emotional level, that they are real people. They’re abstractions, like…

I’m sure the original caption was something like, “Beloved Leader instructs his pilots on how to operate the fighter!” Which, of course, he would know better than anyone because his daddy undoubtedly designed it, forged it out of raw ore with his own two hands and then pissed the jet fuel directly into the tank.

But you have to admit, “Replace Tyler Rogoway immediately!” is a tall order, to say the least. And to be fair, it’s not as though Tyler didn’t drop the occasional, “Hey, look at this!” post. In fact, he did it pretty regularly.

You could just check out John Scalzi’s snarky write up about his visit. Like Jesus, he suffered so you wouldn’t have to. Be sure to check out the Flickr photo tour linked to in the first paragraph; it’s the best part. An excerpt from the blog post:

I honestly don’t understand what this fuss is all about. I think she sounds great here.

So is nitroglycerin, as long as you don’t hit it. Or shake it. Or stare at it too hard.

The incident that Corey Feldman was talking about happened in 1984. Pitt wouldn’t have been too young (20 or 21) but that was WELL before his time in Hollywood. He was probably still attending the University of Missouri at that time. He didn’t even have his first film role (“Guy at the beach with drink” in Hunk) until…

Why is everyone assuming that the perpetrator is someone who worked directly on these films that Haim starred in? Stars visit film sets that they are not directly employed on, do they not? It could be anyone, really.

No way it’s Spielberg because Feldman has spoken very highly of him as recently as this past May.

The “some reason” is that it looks like a frozen vortex of earthworm souls being sucked into an annelid abyss of everlasting fire and torment. Kinda.

I don’t get it, what’s wrong with sweatpants? They cover your ass & balls and your legs, so what’s the problem?

A million mile fall from grace, thank god we missed the ground.
Run to the water...

I’m still not sure, to be honest.

Ain’t no woman like a one eyed goth!