proghead777
ProgHead777
proghead777

That walking tour video seriously triggered my acrophobia and is the actual devil. Especially the parts where he walked out on the planks or whatever you call them. *shudders*

I feel you. I mean, that’s really the crux of it all isn’t it? Gravity’s a bitch.

As someone who is certifiably acrophobic, I can’t even look at El Capitan from certain angles. Standing at the top and looking down goes without saying, but even if I was at standing at the base looking up at it I would probably get vertigo and vomit all over myself.

I think some people (me included) thought it looked better because it made him look slightly less like Donald Trump which, I’m sorry, can’t help but be an improvement. It’s all academic though, since on the inside he’s still the Shit Demon from Dogma coated in Cheetos dust.

Except people DID vote for Trump. Lots of them. Granted, not a majority of people, but more than enough. I’d like to remind you that George W. Bush also lost the popular vote in 2000 but was elected nonetheless. He was, afterward, widely considered to be AWFUL (though not as terrible as Trump, because, well, Trump)

Fighting for religious reasons means cooler heads may not prevail.

Seriously, I’ve been a commentator in good standing on the Gizmodo/ex-Gawker network of sites since io9 made its debut in the mid-to-late 2k’s. Why am I still in the gray on so many of the sub sites? LOOK AT MY COMMENT HISTORY. I cordially INVITE YOU to do so! There’s nothing there I’m ashamed of!

Fuck you for that header image of Donald’s butthole mouth. No, seriously, fuck you.

I actually know this guy, though I haven’t seen him in years. This does not surprise me. One. Little. Bit. xD

The biggest question is, what were those two Floridians doing in Canada anyway? We get their geese in the winter and they get our meth-heads in the summer? Now THAT’S what I call a trade deficit.

You have to admit, this one of the least boring golf broadcasts ever. If they had these guys on all the time, ratings would go through the roof. I don’t, however, endorse headbutting during sex. Unless you’re both into that sort of thing.

No man had ever told me that he loved me like that. I needed to hear it all my life. My dad never told me, my stepfather never told me. So from then on he became my surrogate father.

Sarah... pssst, Sarah... your conscience is showing. Tuck that shit back in before the boss sees.

40 year old male with mild hearing loss in my right ear dating back to when I was 15 years old. I’m listening through over-hear headphones, Senheiser HD 202s to be precise. I’ve had a couple beers. That’s all the data I can think to provide.

Anyway, I hear “yowee” ...as spoken by a frog... through a glass tube... or

Dear god, that first link. I didn’t hear about his “Mother” thing. I will confess that my father sometimes referred to my mother as “mom”, but only when talking to me in certain contexts (“go ask mom”) and he never, EVER called her “mother”. I think if my dad had ever called her “mother”, I would have defied the law

I can’t decide if the guy in the lab coat (who has an English accent because of course he does) is stuttering because that’s just how he talks or because he’s afraid that his pressurized gas contraption might explode and fill him full of aluminum (pardon me, aluminium) shrapnel. Notice how the other guy (the money, I

Maybe they haven’t seen “Handmaid’s Tale” and just Googled “Aunt Lydia” after the dinner and made their own assumptions?

I’m glad y’all cleared that up because I was soooo confused by your reply. xD

Daaamn. Cool as a cucumber. That’s exactly the kind of person you want in charge when shit goes pear shaped. Calm, cool, collected and knows her shit. Badass indeed.

In Putinist Russia, plane hijacks YOU.