I couldn’t agree more. “Clickbait” actually used to mean something, once upon a time. The best examples of it can still be found in the sponsored links that are on nearly every page of the internet these days, including this one. Usually it’s some ridiculously hyperbolic headline under a badly photoshopped but low-res…

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Donald Trump: PFFT, we all know this is bullshit because the Earth was created 70 years ago when I was born, ya know? I mean, come on! Do you remember anything before then? I sure don’t! And I’m older than all of you! And I have the best memory. I mean, the greatest memory that you’ve ever seen. There was nothing…

I would also argue that the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki are the reason why those weapons have not been used since. The world needed to see what the monster could do in order to be sufficiently afraid of it as to so tightly cage it up. Never again, they said.

Perhaps we discovered how to make fire when some neolithic percussionist decided to use different kinds of rocks at a gig one night. Ever think of that, Mr. Science Smartypants? And maybe the name of this neolithic “rock” band just happened to be Prometheus!

There’s nothing cheap about the type of mirrored surface that would effectively reflect a sustained beam from a high powered infrared laser. We’re not talking about the things that are hanging on your bathroom wall or coating the inside of your thermos. You would need laboratory grade mirrors, often made of gold or…

Any chance this whole thing ends with this guy being eaten by a baby Tyrannosaurus?

You don’t have to say. We know.

Kimmy Gibbler is not amused.

I have a pet theory that fan theorizing can and has on occasion ruined the subject of its theorizing. My favorite case in point is the re-imagined Battlestar Galactica. I was a regular on the official BSG forums during the show’s original run and, like most internet forums of its type, the place was bursting at the…

This man could afford to build a soundproof mansion in the middle of a field somewhere. He could be slaughtering howler monkeys and no one would know. What the hell is he doing living in an apartment with neighbors when making shit loads of noise is his actual fucking occupation?

I give her some credit but her execution of the Screaming Marmot Defense was pretty poor, you must admit.

The biggest thing that I don’t understand about standing up to wipe is this: when you stand, your butt cheeks close, thus spreading and squishing the poo remnants like some icky brown Rorschach test, creating more mess to clean up. Ew.

The White Dress Girl now says she really did think she was at a Metallica concert but in the video that obviously wasn’t the case.

We’re not talking about bad as in the so-bad-it’s-good ‘guilty pleasure’ type. We’re talking about bad as in anyone who actually plunked down cash for one of these “games” would have every right and reason to be absolutely furious. Just take a look at this shit:

It really is almost morbidly comical how ordinary these devices, the most terrible weapons ever devised by humanity, actually appear. The physics package of Teller-Ulam design thermonuclear weapons supposedly looks like a giant metal peanut.

I had bacterial spinal meningitis when I was 15. It was caused, in part, by either an incorrectly written or incorrectly filled prescription for a very bad ear infection. Apparently, I was taking a dosage of amoxicillin that was just about the right strength for a toddler. In any case, the infection spread to my brain…

But what the hell is going on at MSNBC? Are they trying to take over Fox news?

That’s nonsense, Donald Trump swears he’s never had a drink in his life, why would he start now.