That website is absolute horseshit, in case you didn’t notice. Although I’m probably being pretty unfair to horseshit by saying that.

The Haze Runner

The information that Dr. Tyson relates in the above video is now extremely outdated. According to Wikipedia, the European Space Agency further refined our understanding of Apophis’ orbit in 2013 and determined that it will definitely miss Earth in 2036, likely by about 35 million miles. The odds that Apophis would…

It was during the 2012 presidential election campaigns that I suddenly came upon the horrifying realization that all of the young people in my extended family and their friends were basing their entire political belief systems and worldviews on a vulgar, albeit often hilarious, cartoon. I think I tried once to explain…

...and got sucked into 13 open tabs.

Your pun wasn’t that bad, don’t be so hardon yourself.

I’M Hondapotamus!

Your Fiestaware isn’t “super old-school” as well, is it? Cause you might want to have that shit checked out by an expert... preferably one with a Geiger counter, if at all possible.

Now you know why they’re called ‘Russians’.

Or the man getting plowed under that bus and almost certainly killed at 3:46?

I don’t understand why white musicians must always hijack black forms of expression when they have the entirety of America’s cultural landscape to work with.

Yeah! Fucking Americans! We’re the only ones who have ever mistakenly killed our own allies in the fog of war. I mean, it’s not as though Britain has a long, blood soaked history of killing their own. You chaps would never fire torpedoes at your own ships and submarines, or those of your allies. You would never shoot…

There’s one simple, probably very dumb, question I’ve always wondered about massive lottery payouts. Where in hell do you cash a check like that? You know, before you invest it long term, or whatever. Do you just take it to your local bank branch and deposit it into an account? Certainly not a checking account, right?…

And NBC gave this guy up, plus $45 million, for Leno.

He’s “fixed” one of his spelling errors. Now it reads “Obi juan Kenobi”. I think this guy’s just having a laugh.

Too bad. I’ve been a PC and mobile gamer exclusively for over a decade but I still have my PS2 packed away in a closet, mostly because it’s the only way I’ll ever be able to play We Love Katamari again. Seriously, that’s the only reason I haven’t sold or trashed the thing. The Katamari games are like digital Prozac…

One star just isn’t quite enough for that one so, here, have the observable universe.

Well that’s the thing about starting a fight. You might find yourself getting your ass handed to you in a way and to a degree that you never thought possible. But in the end you’ve no one to blame but yourself.

Don’t start fights.

and now a global nuclear exchange is all but unthinkable.