Plus it has:

Have to agree. Love John Mulaney, hate the show. His stand up is funny, but the way they try to shoehorn the standup bits into the show's dialogue is just terrible. Please, don't do that. Comics want success, like anyone, but why oh why do they all think they need a shitty sitcom to get it?

That's exactly what I thought of. "Great, they made a fancier Lament Configuration." I wonder if the seller asks "What's your pleasure, sir?" whenever you buy the box.

Breatharianism has always been the answer. Inhale those tasty and nutritious molecules.

You just know there's at least one asshole steamer duck out there with his own post-fight catchphrase, something like "You just got steamrolled!"

"Though researchers aren't ready to determine a cause for the shift"

Or because in some people's minds this is what Ebola patients look like.

"Nuh uh." —The oil and natural gas industries.

I'm with you. After book 4, it just got to be too much. Book 5 had the evil, corrupt political power couple with initials B.C. and H.C. Guess what real-world political couple has those very same initials? And B.C. rapes a village girl who works for him, of course.

It's bad enough getting the "fish burp" from taking fish oil pills. Don't even want to imagine the gases that'll vent up from these bad boys.

"I don't really have any dog in the Frozen fight, unless you want to screw with living legend Idina Menzel. NO ONE MESSES WITH MENZEL."

That's just too many -umps for one paragraph, let alone a single sentence.

I always thought artists' mistake in drawing runners was not having them appear to be near death, because as we all know, that's what running does to you.

I'm pretty sure Val Kilmer is free. Always.

I'm going to guess the donors are corpses. Otherwise, the harvesting would be...problematic.

"and now scientists say they're ready to begin testing the penises on humans."

Bunsen burners are gateway apparatuses.

It doesn't seem so hard to believe anymore that the reason so many in the private sector are calling for more people going into STEM fields is not because there is a shortage, but because more STEM laborers cheapens that labor. When there is a glut of STEM field laborers out there ready to work, the price of that…

She was in the indie horror "Would You Rather?", which was actually pretty good. She wasn't great in it, but not bad. Not sure if it's Netflixable or what, but it's worth a watch, all in all. Jeffrey Combs carries the movie, and with style.

I've always found scenarios like #4 (Technology fails) interesting. In college, I had a professor who was from a terribly poor part of Jamaica where they didn't have power or running water. Basically, they were living what we would consider a fairly medieval sort of of life. "Traditional" if you're feeling generous.