“There is no one so bitter and hate filled as an ex Robert Jordan fan.”

But those iron hands are just so, so small.

When I read that I thought I’d finally been totally left behind by the jargon. I was like wait, what does “teams” mean? Is it a with-us-or-against us thing? An acronym I can’t figure out? Someone help.

Inertia is one of the worst tools of oppression in existence. Fight the power, sister. And, uh, wear a seat belt, just in case the power fights back.

Why wait? I see people putting on makeup while driving all the time. I once saw someone reading the newspaper while driving on the highway. Fully unfurled and everything. I was almost impressed by that level of don’t-give-a-fuck.

Normally I’d be against shaming, but I suspect a few of the cavepeople around these parts could do with a little of it, just to prevent a serious outbreak of stanky leg from bringing civilization to its dirt-encrusted knees.

You. I like you. Reading that routine actually helped wash the idea of all these filthy non-washers out of my brain.

Racist against ghosts? That’s the worst kind. The dead are people too!

Eternal Champions! No one ever mentions that one unless it’s to crap all over it, but I dug it. Solid list!

I think that “[throwing] people (mostly gays and minorities) under the bus in order to get the GOP to play ball” part is absolutely key. It’s the unsaid end of the sentence “Hillary can get more stuff done.” If she manages to get anything done, it won’t be because she manages to sway the GOP to her side, it will be…

This. I have yet to see anyone reasonably explain how a congress that wouldn’t work with Sanders would somehow play ball with Hillary, who is the embodiment of the two things they hate most: Clintons and women. Congress giving Hillary Clinton an inch on anything? Talk about pie in the sky, magic wand waving and…

A lot of people thought the fight was fixed, not because it looked fake necessarily, but because it’s so hard to believe someone lost a fight to Kimbo Slice.

Look at all that jargon and wannabe lawyer speak. My guess is he’s a wannabe/ex-cop. Or, if current cop, soon to be ex-cop when his own violent outburst against a black person is caught on tape.

If you’re gonna police teenagers, you’ve got no choice but to eat clen and tren hard. One of them might look at you sideways.

Not true! I once saw a caveman kind of tribal-stomp-dancing at the foot of my bed. Granted, I was like 6 or 7 years old and had just woken up in the middle of the night and was almost certainly still dreaming/hallucinating, but still.

Stop. Too scary.

As a guy who has painted his nails (though without the skill to do Kermit), I suggest you try it sometime, if for no other reason than the slight, dislocating feeling of, "Holy shit, those aren't my hands!" every time you look at them.

A lot of lonely moms are probably waiting for that, too.

That's pretty much the boat I'm in. I'll be waiting a long while to buy a PS4 because I still have a bunch of PS3 games to go through. If the PS4 were backwards compatible, I probably would have bought one by now, so I could have access to both PS3 and PS4 games, but without having to have both hooked up. There's only…