I still want a faithful Running Man adaptation. I mean, I love the cheesy badness of the Arnold version, but the original book was so much better than that. And super relevant, even setting aside the reality show aspect. Just politically it resonates.

I always thought that quote paired nicely with this one by Isaac Asimov:

“There is no one so bitter and hate filled as an ex Robert Jordan fan.”

People tend to freak out if you even hint at questioning the cult of capitalism. They can’t be bothered to study those questions or even the theory of capitalism itself. Magnets, how do they work?

There’s an episode of Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law where the Jetsons come back in time to the present to sue us for causing global warming. The houses are on stilts because the water rose when the icecaps melted. Everything down below is water.

Please don’t. He’ll probably see it as a manual.

Their problem isn’t about Star Wars being political, not really. They just don’t want it to be contradictory to their own politics. Kind of like how anytime an entertainer criticized the Iraq War, or criticizes Trump et al, they always say “Shut up. You’re just an actor/singer/whatever, no one cares what you think.”…

But the chemtrails are only there to keep you looking at the sky, instead of all the secret lizard people all around you.

But those iron hands are just so, so small.

When I read that I thought I’d finally been totally left behind by the jargon. I was like wait, what does “teams” mean? Is it a with-us-or-against us thing? An acronym I can’t figure out? Someone help.

Inertia is one of the worst tools of oppression in existence. Fight the power, sister. And, uh, wear a seat belt, just in case the power fights back.

Why wait? I see people putting on makeup while driving all the time. I once saw someone reading the newspaper while driving on the highway. Fully unfurled and everything. I was almost impressed by that level of don’t-give-a-fuck.

Normally I’d be against shaming, but I suspect a few of the cavepeople around these parts could do with a little of it, just to prevent a serious outbreak of stanky leg from bringing civilization to its dirt-encrusted knees.

You. I like you. Reading that routine actually helped wash the idea of all these filthy non-washers out of my brain.

I’m glad someone went there. Gets a little tiresome when people complain that there are more boobs on tv than dicks. Well, there are plenty of male boobs, first of all. Second, in what world are boobs and dicks nudity equals? Wouldn’t dicks and, say, labia be on-screen equivalents? If you go by that metric, there is a…

Given that it was three years ago, I’m guessing most of them are out of high school by now, so have probably grown out of it. Hopefully. It’s a “philosophy” suitable only for spoiled teenagers (and two year olds), but some people never really escape their teenage mindsets, no matter how old they get. Which, while damn…

Racist against ghosts? That’s the worst kind. The dead are people too!

Eternal Champions! No one ever mentions that one unless it’s to crap all over it, but I dug it. Solid list!

I’ve found that if things aren’t going my way, going boneless is a perfectly good tactic. What’s that, the store is out of blueberries and I had my heart set? FINE. Let them floor-buffer around me, because I ain’t movin’. Not without them blueberries.

I would definitely watch any and all Psych movies they put out.