Gretchen calls the police on black people, but local law enforcement has Misty’s home address programmed into their GPS.

This is a very Republican attitude, being willing to cut off your nose to own your face.

Really embarrassing for the U.S. that their President is this sad person.

*sigh* Calvin’s right. . .

The fact that Ukrainians have to ‘visit’ crimea is indicative of an invasion and takeover... otherwise it would just be called ‘ukraine’.

Yes, the office in charge of federal employees is telling them to go barter some physical labor in exchange for not being chucked out on the street.

There was a great suggestion from the comments section a while back that Rudy is just Old Man Lawyering. In just about every office, you’ll find that one old lawyer who doesn’t let the fact that he hasn’t kept up on the law get in the way of his firm commitment to the belief that he is the man who has Seen Everything,…

To be fair, when there’s a river of ectoplasm running beneath your city, you really can’t expect to get much more than maddened ghouls in charge.

*Watches a kid being dragged down a hallway kicking and screaming. And blood on their lips.*

I believe the technical term is “plucked the figures out of his arse”!

Devil’s devil’s advocate - grabbing people’s junk against their will is never acceptable.

You know what else moves to follow its subject? Portal by Facebook.

Family is people you wouldn't otherwise associate with 

No! The only way we can move forward is to continually reference the 2016 election! Belabor it now and forever, ad infinitum! See, if we do that, the past will change, and we won’t have to deal with this. Otherwise I don’t know why this would be brought up on ALMOST EVERY OTHER FUCKING ARTICLE.

How ‘bout as high as Kevin Spacey on Christmas Eve staring at the YouTube upload button and thinking “That will do nicely...”

I feel like this is even dumber. Mnuchin basically released a statement saying “everything is fine, everything is behaving exactly as we always said it does, critical components of our financial infrastructure aren’t doing wildly irresponsible things at all.” 

Gotta clear my YouTube watch history, because God only knows what recommendations I get after that one.

The other version of this video involved Spacey pushing his lawyer in front of a moving bus.

I picture RBG and Kieth Richards sitting alone sipping tea as the Sun explodes billions of years from now.

Fine motor skills. Not running and throwing. Think the detailed movements need to perform surgery or solder micro-electronics.