I don’t think they should announce a number at all. That’s artificial. They need to have a series of debates about specific topics, then get the best and brightest candidates to have a closed and controlled debate about the issue, and curate both the questions and the audience to bring the candidates along. Those…

It does, however, require the foundation to provide a list of other nonprofits to which it will donate its remaining assets within the next 30 days.

You got some Russkie pubes around your lips there, Tomatoeface.

I don’t even hear his voice anymore, just Trevor Noah and Steven Colbert’s impressions of his tweets.

I’m looking forward to seeing the Smile Direct Club customers destroying what they paid for; that should certainly be entertaining.

I doubt there's enough rectal cacti to go around. 

“You know Bill Clinton was also his friend.”
“Yes, and his shittiness is well documented. Was this supposed to be a counter-point?”

The ridiculous part about Epstein is that, whenever someone brings him and Trump up, some Trump-supporting chudfuck has to turn it around and remind people that Bill Clinton was also an acquaintance/friend.

Not enough attention is paid to the “ef” part of “Chief”, and in fact as all civics students should know this stands for “eff-off Conway you deranged nazi zombie”.

The Democrats just won a majority in Congress. Do you seriously think “Dems get elected, and then the government shuts down” shakes out in the Dems’ favor?

But they’re not actually giving him the money. They’re offering him money he won’t take. It’s game theory. The only upside to offering him $0 is the tantrum. The upside to offering him a deal he won’t take is that they can go on the Sunday morning news shows that your parents watch and tell them that they offered…

Actual governance has to still happen- it’s not all politics, you know?

“I just flunked out the Army, I have a minimum wage job as a grocery store security guard...Hmm, better drop a shitload on a late-model Dodge Challenger.

I’m still not entirely convinced that RBG didn’t do that for Kavannaugh’s swearing in. Maybe she fell and broke three ribs....maybe she “fell” and spent a day sitting in a hospital bed eating pudding cups.

Stay racist. I don’t think we have anything else to discuss.

At least Clinton could have avoided picking a fight with Canada.

He had it comin’

Vegans or, as I like to call them, veal.

“Nothing in his life became him like the leaving of it.”

Well, as I always said to my daughter, Carrie White, “All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.”