In an odd way, the fact that Wallace usually just rolls over probably made his effort more effective this time. Trumpsters just write off pushback from roughly 95% of reporters as just that lying lamestream media at work, but a reporter on God’s own network? 

What makes you think that WalMart isn’t still selling clothes in that exact same style?

I’d say there’s the idea for Stephen King’s next book, but he’s already done that one.

No one is saying that it’s the power of positive thinking, but if you think that TSA passenger screenings actually deserve the credit, then you’re basically delusional. According to the TSA’s own data, screeners miss 70% of firearms and explosives during random testing. (Non-TSA testing has had an even more abysmal…

“The difference being that I have a choice when it comes to buying private insurance and if my insurer sucks, I can buy another policy.

Of course it’s a “softball” interview. Cooper is not a hard news reporter. He’s not an investigative reporter. He’s not an analyst. He’s a talented feature/human interest reporter - one who is being wasted in his current format, incidentally, although I don’t know whose decision it was to turn his show into just…

Ah, but not so fast. The Senate may be happy to kiss Trump’s flabby ass, but the House members whose districts are actually on the border want nothing to do with the wall, and neither do their constituents. Thanks to the fact that there’s only about 3 people living in West Texas, a single House district accounts for…

Mmmm, because ensuring that the American people would be able to know everything their elected officials say and do is the whole point of enshrining a free press in the Constitution in the first place? 

The problem is, no landlord or bank is going to give an extension to someone while the mango menace is bellowing about leaving the government shutdown for months. If anything, that would seem more likely to encourage them to cut folks loose even quicker so as to minimize their losses.

Meh, just tell him that the bells are as big as Pelosi’s balls seem to be this week. 

Ah, but don’t forget, Texas has fire ants. :D 

I mean, it’s not like Trump was gay-bare-backing porn stars. 

Hell, to be fair, “not Cruz” did an awful lot to push Trump to the top of the Republican pack early on.

The first thing the SEC should do is demand the name of the agent that was instructed to sell the stock and all related paperwork, and then go after his license. If he really ignored a sell order for six months (from a client as important as Wilbur MotherFucking Ross, no less), he doesn’t need to be in the business.

The only problem is once you’ve trained a dog to alert to a specific smell, you can’t train it to stop. Sure, you can add things, so there’s no reason that most dogs couldn’t be trained to respond to explosives as well as drugs. Problem is, they’d keep right on alerting to weed or coke or whatever else they’d been…

I fucking regret that I fucking have but one fucking star to fucking give you. 

I’ve reached the point where I’d honestly be OK with just putting him back in his tacky-ass apartment and leaving him to his KFC and his Diet Coke for the rest of his days, just as long as he’s removed from office as soon as humanly before. We’re going to have enough of a trainwreck to clean up when he’s gone without…

I doubt they’re political savants, but if he was allowed to say more than two sentences to this group, I’m pretty sure he gave them plenty of reasons to despise him.

Wait a minute - I know this is a tangent, but there’s a technology that has made weed all but odorless? What is this miracle of which he speaks? I mean, I know a lot of helpful tricks, but it’s not even close to odorless....

As lovely as it is to think of the mango menace in an orange jumpsuit, I’d gladly forego it to get the lunatic from behind the wheel.