Other shithead idiots came out in force to vote for one of their own. 

Rand Paul explaining anything at all is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. Or would be, if he weren’t an actual person holding an actual elective office.

Why does it have to be one or the other? Is there some rule I don’t know of that says you can admire someone’s views, respect their talent/intelligence, or their looks, but you can only choose one of those traits to appreciate?

Except realistically, yes, that’s exactly what you said. There’s no other reason to say that people shouldn’t be able to receive benefits unless they meet a work requirement unless you believe that there are significant numbers of people who could be working but aren’t.

Acknowledging that institutional racism has resulted in a disproportionate number of people of color living in poverty is not racist.

But no matter how you slice it, Teddy Roosevelt and Taft weren’t conservatives. Not even remotely. So if these are the people you admire and whose policies you embrace, you aren’t conservative. A very old-school Republican, maybe, but not conservative.

It’s not likely that they have security cameras in the patient’s rooms, either. If the rapist is on staff and has regular contact with her as part of his normal job, security footage might not be much help.

There’s also the possibility that someone in a persistent vegetative state wasn’t having normal menstrual cycles and didn’t experience a normal pregnancy.

Backtrack all you want, but at the end of the day, what you’re saying is that it’s perfectly fine with you to cause devastating harm to thousands of people who already have absolutely nothing, just on the off chance that someone who doesn’t meet your standards for a worthwhile human being might accidentally benefit in…

I’m pretty sure they’re just feckin’ idiots.

Well, if she doesn’t attend the meetings, how is she going to rewrite history later with her talking points? You wouldn’t want her to accidentally tell the truth, would you?

Oh, yes, according to a depressing number of Kansans, the wall is absolutely necessary. In fact, it’s the only thing that will save us from [fill in the blank with the boogeyman of the moment].

It seems like every time I manage to crawl my way out of the greys, they go for one of those shake-ups and throw 90% of us back into the pit of despair. It’s annoying as hell to see one of Tomato’s incarnations running amuck while I’m continuously stuck in the fog... {sob}

“The phrase “I couldn’t control you,” would have never been uttered to another White man.”

Hey, Elaine, from one white woman to another - please feel free to shut the fuck up any time now. Christ on a cracker, woman. 

She’s gotta be a Darlene. Crystal and Misty have to keep their looks (or at least wear more makeup) so that the tips are better when they’re working as “exotic dancers.”

And frankly, if I was the current Queen, I’d ask for the damn thing back. It’s not as though we deserve it any more.

I don’t know where you worked or what you did at the Sheriff’s Office, but I have a sneaking suspicion that you were neither a dispatcher nor a police officer, because you’re absolutely incorrect on both the law as well as routine police procedure. 

Well, it’s not as though we don’t know what his attention span is like.

In this case, though, contractor is actually the correct term, because they’re referring to the companies that are contracted by the government to provide goods or services, not to the individual employees.