Ah, so I see you’ve met my family...

Oh, c’mon. RBG and Uncle Keef won’t be alone. Betty White will be with them. 

Because she should have known that 6 years later, a semi-sentient mango would occupy the Oval Office. 

“Through the use of simple arithmetic, a calendar, and her own big brain, The Notorious RBG could have figured out it might have been prudent to step down when Obama had the numbers to name an acceptable replacement for her.”

Military intervention (or lack thereof) has caused more than a few problems for the world, but no, it is NOT the fault of the military. It’s the fault of the politicians who use the military to play geo-political games. 

You know, I don’t believe in any sort of diety, but if one would like to prove me wrong, there’s a striking-down thing that might do the trick...

I don’t know if the ref insisted on it, but the public hair cutting isn’t all that uncommon, at least in my experience. Back in the day when I was a team statistician, I routinely carried a decent pair of scissors and a package of disposable razors in my purse. I gave more than one impromptu haircut on the spot when a…

Well, while you’re noting, then perhaps you might also note that the share of the wealth in the hands of the top 20% has also gone up significantly since then.

“You never see a “states rights” defense used to discharge state school loan debt or ban offshore drilling.”

I personally want to see Will McEvoy running the whole thing.

I don’t know what Joyful is smoking, but we all need to know. Immediately. Because we need to get that shit recalled or something before it infects the rest of us. 

I have to admit, I’d be happier about Pelosi if one of her first actions is to create a legislative calendar that actually requires those miscreants to stay in DC and work. It sounds great to say that all that time off allows elected reps to stay in touch with their constituents, but damn few of them actually use the…

Is he a photographer, by chance? There’s a guy I run into regularly photographing events around KC that always wears a kilt. A black kilt and combat boots, to be precise. It’s surprisingly sexy. 

FWIW, the USPS would continue operating as normal, because despite what the idiot contingent likes to imply, it’s entirely self-funded.

Um, you say more federal power is bad, give the power to the states, but your example is a hypothetical overturn of Roe v. Wade - how, exactly, is it a plus for liberalism and freedom to remove federal protection for something as universal as the rights of privacy, self-determination, and bodily autonomy?

Not really. IIRC there’s a procedure for reallocating unspent funds, but as far as I know, it doesn’t actually involve the president just waving a magic wand and agency heads will hand over money for him to spend on whatever boondoggle crosses his tiny little mind. 

Well, it’s understandable that it would slip your mind, what with the Bowling Green Massacre occurring the same day. 

I’m afraid that I will, for eternity, read ellipses as “dot dot dot.”

I’ve always assumed that he was molded from the same stuff they make those damned “mashed potatoes” from in those cheap-ass frozen dinners that made Tucky a trust-fund baby.

“No, wait, wait, I’ve seen this before - this is when you’re supposed to pull up your lip and show your teeth. No, a little more on the side. No, the left. No, Eric, your other left. No, no, not that much. I think that’s too many teeth....”