Double Indemnity seems like one you missed, here, though Wilder movies like The Apartment and Some Like it Hot would do. Disappointed Wilder got passed over.

Here’s a simple one word tip to help you decide if you should send your kids to school:

don’t.

If you want help identifying the birds visiting your feeder, I highly recommend the free app Merlin Bird ID - available for both Team Android and Apple. Very easy to use and thousands of birds in their data base (pics, songs, general info). I use it all the time to id birds on golf courses.

You get a little sick of being the cannon fodder in a war you shouldn’t have to fight. It also takes up a lot of time.

Me: “You know, I thought the point was different cultures have different versions of the name Joe.”
Then me: “You know what, this isn’t about me, if it matters to other people, I can just shut up and let things get better for them.”

You know that it is perfectly fine to breathe through a mask and it will help people not die.

Bra bags for life! My masks have metal nosepieces, and they’ve all stayed in pretty good shape since I started tossing them in a bra washing bag and then chucking them into the washer. They’ve been through regular wash cycles and come out no worse for wear.

Popeye’s is so damn good. They even have a fish dinner that is really good.

I always add Dijon and Everything but the Bagel seasoning. Rotisserie chicken from Costco. So good. 

actually, plenty of organizations are proposing concrete changes to policing. You’d know that if you bothered to look it up. But you didn’t, because you don’t want to know, you just want to argue and waste my time. Fuck right off.

Protests notoriously don’t change anything.

It helps to read the rest of the article before asking those kinds of questions in the comments.

You know defunding police is just going to make it so that less qualified, less competent, less supervised people get into uniform, right?

Getting something accomplished in manner that isn’t per the conventional method.

For example, did you hear the story about the elderly man who was out hiking in the woods and tripped over a root? Luckily the Buffalo PD were nearby and able to assist him.

There’s nothing like watching a nincompoop expose themselves to the world without any unnecessary prompting or reason behind it.

I use this recipe from Binging with Babish:

I'd savor a debate between her and Pence. She'd absolutely murder him and leave a chalk outline around his prone body. I'm not sure Mother Pence would like to have him stand so close to a woman in public, either.

Always on toast. Less mayo, more onions and if you are feeling a little crazy, a little bit of quality relish.

Same. Was hoping for a dark mode more on the app than the desktop version anyways. I hope that’s in the works.