I was about to explain to you why your argument is wrong and fucked up. Then I read your comment history....

A single space is correct. Double-spacing is an artifact of typesetting conventions that no longer exist:

You sound like a spawn of every self-help “guru” ever.

You are an American hero

I did a reverse Becky/Karen today! O yes I did!

That’s what I’d like to see. I’ve heard various suggestions such as folded paper towels, tissues, tissue paper, coffee filter, cut up hepa vacuum cleaner bags, dried out toilet paper, PM2.5 filter (which as far as I can tell block bigger pollutants and dust but not viruses...but maybe I”m misunderstanding), felt.

“physical distancing”... I like it! Makes a whole lot more sense and coveys the intent a lot better.

It’s hard for folks with fibromyalgia, like me, as we have so many of these symptoms daily, and the very stress of a pandemic exacerbates them. It’s Spring here in FL, and I have a  slight cough caused by post nasal drip, as well as by stress smoking. But no chest pain, temp, or shortness of breath. I do not fear…

I had to call my moms like 10 time last week to really, really hammer home the fact that they should be in lock-down. (I think after the third call she was just fucking with me since I never call her. Lol, moms.)

my cat comes to sit on my lap, and I cough on it and pet it

Eucerin. Advanced hand cream or intensive repair. It’s suuuuuper thick, and it dries pretty quick. It’s awesome for dry hands.

So much this. I just got a car with adaptive cruise control and I pretty much just sit in the same lane for my entire commute and stop worrying about it.

I’ve thought about doing this - part of my work involves dealing w/ students (though not a professor) and I’d like to add to my signature “my typical response time is within 2 business days* so if you don’t hear back from me within this time frame, please feel free to ping me again”. But then, if they ask for…

This is a weird question. The sauces all have different purposes.

The sauce I’m going to dip a chicken nugget into isn’t likely to be the same sauce I’m dipping a wonton into which isn’t likely to be the same sauce I’m going to dip a donut hole into.

Therefore, the only possible answer is “not Ranch.”

This is a weird question. The sauces all have different purposes.

The sauce I’m going to dip a chicken nugget into…

I’m somewhat mystified that the response to the first letter writer is “break up” first, and not “talk these issues through with a therapist” or “figure out why you feel like a child in the relationship and have a talk with her about how to feel more equal as partners.” Yes, people respond to differences in age and…

Cats take up no extra space in a bed - they sleep on your head.

Nah, cats don’t like to sleep on beds when humans are on them. Instead they prefer to sleep directly on your face

Ok, but, where is my human to dog conversion chart here? Is like, two medium dogs one person?

What about cats?

Only for perpendicular parking.  If the lot is angle parking; you will pull out and be going the wrong way down the aisle.

As long as someone isn’t trying to pull into the spot on the other side it is totally fine.