Yes! But don’t pick 2/15, because that my wife and my anniversary, and we LOVE having the ease of making dinner reservations the day after Valentine’s Day!

Sneakers. Or gender-neutral looking leather shoes? Danskos work, too!

Actually, my feet hurt looking at ballet flats OR high heels. How about some regular shoe emojis? Just regular SHOES?

Or, do your local florist a favor and CALL THEM DIRECTLY to order flowers. You can even call a florist in another city and have them delivered!

These orders (from ProFlowers and 1800Flowers) end up being filled by local florists anyway, who get a FRACTION of the money they’d get if people just ordered from them in the…

Or, do your local florist a favor and CALL THEM DIRECTLY to order flowers. You can even call a florist in another…

Wow, thanks! And just before I leave for a business trip! I paid $8 with some reward points!

Wow, thanks! And just before I leave for a business trip! I paid $8 with some reward points!

I mean. Wow.

My wife and I have a fantastic NYE tradition. For the last 20 years, we’ve never gone out for NYE. We always buy a bunch of Trader Joe’s cheeses, spreads, and frozen appetizers, and some special beers to try. We watch the Twilight Zone marathon during the days, and the Poseidon Adventure at night. Simple, but we look…

I’ve worn my fitbit alta (not the HR one) for a full year! It really has helped motivate me to make sure I’m moving enough (walking etc.) during the day, since my job has me sitting a lot. I’m sort of a data geek, so I love seeing the sleep stats etc. I’ve had no tech issues with it, and got a cool band that I get…

There’s like 8 million “reclaiming my time” shirts, stickers, buttons etc.— use The Google!

Great in theory, but if you live in a place where defensive driving is a must, there isn’t much you can change about your driving habits that’s going to help you save gas. I drive every day in Northern New Jersey, and can imagine this app would recommend the kind of nice leisurely-paced, slow-braking driving that I…

Hey this is my secret Holiday Fudge! I make a bunch of variations of this every year. Last year I made one with orange rind, one with crumbled bacon, one with cherries and almonds, and one with salted pistachios. I cut it all up, package it, and give it as gifts. People flip out over the stuff, and I never confess…

No no no— Udderly smooth is like a cream. TOTALLY DIFFERENT from bag balm!

I was coming here to say the same thing. There’s no such thing as too much pepper!

I have an antique rocking chair (on the small side) that I use to fold and stack things I’m still wearing— usually it has jeans, a couple pairs of work slacks, and a shirt or two folded on it. The cats never both it. I clean it off and decide what to wash when I do laundry.

I cannot imagine putting stuff on the floor.…

That’s a compliment. What gets played over and over on the radio is usually CRAP.

I use BTB for basically everything, but for Turkey Day I use McCormick’s turkey gravy packets. I mix a couple with pan drippings and water, and it makes a PERFECT yummy gravy every time.

Can I have that kitchen? I’m serious. That dollhouse kitchen is PERFECT.

How about not raising your son to be like our current president— someone who admitted sexually assaulting women like it’s a freakin’ joke, and routinely treats women like crap. He’s a TERRIBLE role model for boys today.

BUT IT TASTES LIKE NOTHING!

Seriously.

I am not part of “hipster beer culture” but I LOVE good beer. I’ve loved beer since going to grad school in WI 20 years ago— a state full of breweries and love for good beer. I learned how it was made and how different kinds of beer tastes.

In short. If I’m going to drink…

that’s like me with Evernote. My screen name is still my (fairly common) first name only.