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No. DO NOT REMAKE Rosemary's Baby. NEVER. It's a masterpiece. Leave it the frig ALONE!

"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."

My wife used to clean houses for a living, so she knows how to clean fast and efficiently (it was her and her friend's business, and they made good money!). Basically, we do what she and her cleaning partner did— split up tasks and just go to it. I do the kitchen and bathroom surfaces and details. She dusts and

I'm a longtime Mac and Evernote user and have been eagerly awaiting a Mac version of OneNote for ONE REASON:

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OMG a republican hipster!!

Beer SHOULD come out the overall winner here, but with all the wine love, I guess it's not going to happen.

Ok, so my kitchen sink is dirty. So what? I don't prep food in it. I do clean it out thoroughly whenever I clean the kitchen (a couple times a month).

I hate all this germ phobia crap. My immune system is great and I rarely get sick, so I'm not about to start stressing out over my kitchen sink!

I'm 36 and I'm pretty sure I had the same reactions to them first time I heard this song!

Here's 2 fantastic talks that I always show in class.

No love for Apple's Reminders yet?

Ok, I have a PhD, and I think this is actually insulting:

shockingly, they're white!

I wondered the SAME THING.

Yes, we do not GIVE you grades. You EARN them. :)

This "cats are useless" thing is the dumbest comment ever. Obviously, you don't know cats.

Most professors are more than willing to put in a little extra effort with a student that shows they're willing to put in some effort, too.

It's simple: Be FRIENDS. First, last, and everything in between. Be best friends.

Definitely doesn't work anymore. :(

Cover it up with a blanket before you leave in the morning?

Instead of Nature's Miracle (which never worked for me ), try ordering some stuff called "Anti-Icky Poo" online. I think Amazon usually has it. We have a beautiful 1950s leather couch that our older cat was peeing on, and we thought it was goners. A few full drenchings with Anti-Icky Poo, letting it air dry between