No, that’s not what I was saying. If you take someone out and it’s worth bragging about. teabag away. If you do it after something super easy, it’s dumb

At the risk of being presumptuous, is it too much to say that if Carreño-Busta beats Anderson, then Nadal-Delpo is the de facto final, assuming the winner is fit to play on Sunday? It’s hard to imagine him winning 3 sets against a healthy Rafa or Delpo.

Just wanted to say that I consider Hertzfeldt a goddamn genius, been watching his cartoons since the Sick and Twisted animation festivals decadesago, andI think that World of Tomorrow was the best, and possibly the most profound, thing he’s ever done. Can’t wait to see the sequel.

“...available once a match...[to] banish an unsightly itch...”

She’s banging some dude who asked her out.

The first time I asked a girl out, we were thirteen at a poolside party, and I went with, “I have feelings for you.” She had beautiful eyes and was funny and spoke several languages (all her older siblings were pretty cool too honestly). She had doodled on my notebook in class (out of what I now realise was boredom)…

This disgraceful show by all involved is an embarrassment to the quiet dignity and grace with which boxing has always carried itself. Don King must be spinning in his grave.

They should force the losers to declare that “I’ve lost my marbles”.

Gtfoh, Berdych is also a joyless robot.

Tennis lately is making me feel really ok about being in my 30s.

He should be glad he didn’t whiff on those fingers Nadal’s constantly picking his butt with.

It’s going to be such a bummer when Fed and Rafa are done playing. What an era.

I’m sure they’re trying to stop fake imports, but at the ground level, I’m wondering about the rate of success.

I’m living in Korea, I love Pokemon, and I’m addicted to these claw games [and not THAT terrible at them!]

I’d estimate like 20-50% of the prizes could be fake, and there’s definitely a strong incentive for…

Did he get a refill on his Pepsi though?

He was distracted by thinking about whether he needed to buy 3 different Father’s Day gifts since technically they’re all for the same guy.

I’d say he has a good chance to win another hard court grand slam if he stays healthy and continues to serve better and hit his forehand the way he has regained it this year. Wimbledon seems to be too hard on his knees, but I would love to see him make another run at the All-England Club.

I’m here for the fat drama and I won’t apologize for it.

Shane Carruth (Upstream Color) is making the Modern Ocean with Keanu, Daniel Radcliffe, etc.

Giri, you have quickly become my favorite tennis writer! This is a fantastic analysis of Dolgo.