professorkeenbean
ProfessorKeenBean
professorkeenbean

Part of starting up a new area of coverage means introducing (and reintroducing!) characters to our readers, even if they would be familiar to hardcore fans like you. I wrote about Zverev last fall, at the very beginning of my tennis coverage. When I covered him again in January, I wrote about him in a way that did

Any game that allows other players to revive you and then your fellow players actually revive you is a fucking gem. I played the closed and open For Honor beta and it always felt awesome when someone would mow down a bunch of AI, then like two human players just to get to my corpse. I always try to revive players

wow my dad does this too. Always ends with “Love, Dad.”

If this is how he writes texts, it makes me think dinner will be good.

Nope nope nope. Puke. Hands down. A crap is a crap is a crap... It might be more liquid than solid, but it’s generally the same.And poop doesn’t necessarily have to stink. You might give a little sniff sniff and figure something is out of the ordinary but it’s generally not overpowering.

Giri, your AO coverage during the fortnight was excellent. Thank you. And I agree with you that Federer’s backhand has never looked better, which is simply astounding.

Well look at the man with the golden fuckin’ sphincter over here guys.

“This is Stan.”

Wow. I don’t really follow smash competitively. But, those that say this isn’t a “Fighting Game” couldn’t be more wrong. This was extremely exciting to watch, and the technical nuisance in each and every one of those moves is insane. I’m a big fan of SF and the reads and execution were every bit as difficult of

I’m an Aussie who should be rooting for him to succeed, but here’s my take: Kygios is that kid in high school who WANTS to brag about getting a good score without studying. He still thinks it’s cool to be seen to have unfulfilled potential. He plays up his non-dedication as much as JJ Watt plays up his dedication,

Giri can you do a top 20 guys to watch in 2017? Maybe for the AO? That would be cool.

Imagine the sound of someone vomiting half a gallon of lukewarm gazpacho into a clogged, full toilet bowl.

Fucking Magnetons, how do they work?

Nah, sick opinion though.

I will be crusing around in my bitchin’ [not-]Camaro in Ivalice Boy Band Unleashed aka Final Fantasy XV.

I get it now. 2016 isn’t real, it just refuses to break kayfabe.

The Lobster is a fucking amazing movie.

That sounds like a recommendation to me...

I'm sorry but this is bullshit. If you heard probably 99% of the pop stars these days sing live "unplugged" with no reverb or accompaniment I doubt it would be much better. Beyonce can't sing half as well. Mariah has some def vocal problems, wear and tear from all the riffing and over singing, but this is unfair