Let me start by saying that from ages 6 to about 11, there was nothing that scared me more than the prospect of being abducted by aliens. I attribute this to my love of X-Files, Unsolved Mysteries and watching Fire in the Sky at a young age (fuck that movie). Needless to say, getting taken and experimented on by…

You do key knuckles too?!

If you ever sincerely refer to yourself as “this girl,” I’m not buying anything you’re selling.

Is that the Donkey Kong Country soundtrack I hear in that clip?

Evil Cindy Brady

Look Nintendo, I already convinced myself that I DON’T NEED A SWITCH, why are you making it so difficult? Stop doing cool stuff that makes me want to give you my money!

You’re exactly right. That’s why it’s such a bad memory for me.

Anytime! Honestly though, it was extremely cute. As awkward as middle school can be, it is great to see these kids test out their adult emotions.

Oh I’m sure it was completely legitimate! The kid who told me he had feelings for a girl is a fantastic person. The girl he had said feelings for is also a great kid. I know that this boy simply realized how much he liked her as a person and wanted to share the wonderful feeling that he had. Just sharing this…

I’m a middle school teacher and a kid came up to me exclaiming, “Prof Keen Bean I’ve got great news! I’m starting to have feelings for a girl!” It took everything I had not to chuckle. It was amazing

Ok, I still think about this all the time and feel like an asshole. I know it isn’t as bad as a lot of other people’s stories, but it stands out to me because of how clearly upset my actions made another person.

He’s also pretty good at throwing some German curse words out there when he’s frustrated

I’m either trying to get back into Persona 5 or Dark Souls 3 this weekend. I’ve put about 40 hours into each of them; and I really want to finish both. I have very real anxiety about jumping back into DS3 though, so I’ll probably go with Persona

Excellent list. I haven’t seen The American Astronaut, but I totally agree with all of the other choices on the list. I was especially excited to see Sleep Dealer on here. I rented that on a whim (from Blockbuster!) when it came out and was pleasantly surprised by its’ timely message, even though the effects left a…

That’s probably true; I didn’t really think about that. It just seems like he has one for everyone, and is often the only person to use these nicknames.

Anyone else get really annoyed at all of the stupid nicknames that Brad Gilbert gives to players? I know that’s not really related to this article, but I heard him calling Kuznetsova “koozy” and it really got on my nerves.

I stopped at about 50 hours in a couple weeks ago. I just got Battlefield 1, so a lot of my time has been spent playing that. I would really like to get back into it, but every time I turn on my PS4, I just can’t bring myself to do it

Henry Gibson anyone? His character from the Burbs is like a less evil Jeff Sessions

Hey, first kisses are always awkward

Do you think Rafa will win another major besides Roland Garros? I know that clay is his best surface, but I feel like he has a shot at the others with the way he played here.