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This made me feel much better. I will also now be working out exclusively to Street Fighter II theme songs

In my college nutrition class, our professor talked about how unhealthy the Hardee’s thickburger was for half of a lecture. He seemed obsessed with how many calories it was, but was clearly jonesing for one the more that he talked about it. I think I might have to try one

Listening to the way people spoke to this person makes me so glad that I don’t play this game. I can definitely get into FPS multiplayer (been playing a lot of Titanfall 2 recently), but hearing so much hate being thrown out makes me sick. I can’t deal with that shit. It’s a fucking game. Have fun.

I really like watching this guy play tennis actually. He has put up some good fights against great players and actually seemed like he would break into the top 10 a few years ago.

I can’t watch Trump anymore. Like I physically cannot. I feel like I’m about to have a panic attack anytime I watch any clip of him speaking. The idea that this Fanta stain is going to be my country’s president makes me physically ill.

I’m curious as to what noise you make when thinking of Criss Angel

Am I the only one who counts pooping while the shower is going as one of the best feelings in the world? I mean, you combine the natural pleasures of pooping (well most of the time at least) with the wonderful feeling of a sauna. Then, you can get nice and clean when you finish.

It’s like an Easter tennis outfit. Nothing wrong with that

Is that you Elaine?

This is so weird. I literally just finished watching Applesauce (honestly, like 10 minutes ago). It is a movie about a guy receiving body parts in the mail. A much different situation than this one, but it was still an interesting coincidence. Decent movie 

Ha! Went to college with this guy. Glad to see that he’s doing well for himself. Nice job Kleeb

I’d like to say that Pence is the Biff of this election, but we all know who fits that comparison better

That guy surprising his dad really reminded me of the time I surprised my gramps and watched some college football with him in Pittsburgh. The shock and joy in from the guy in that video overwhelmed me. I cannot remember the last time tears just shot out of my eyes like this. Miss you gramps

Buster is straight up unflappable

Loving the tennis articles keep it up!

As a middle school teacher, I have to say violence in the classroom is never really cool. However, if a kid hits me and you flip your shit in my defense, you are, and always will be a good teen.

I’m jealous of the relationship you had with your TRU manager. The one I worked several years ago definitely had an us (managers) and them (workers) feel to it. We were consistently reminded of actions that would result in our termination. I also lost a lot of faith in humanity dealing with parents shopping for…