I’ve never told anyone this, but I always add 69 cents onto my credit card payments. Once I paid $69.69 off just for kicks. I’m moderately ashamed of myself

And now I’m off to watch Win Butler play basketball.

Not going to lie, I definitely teared up while watching this

This wasn’t especially gross as much as alarming. I had gotten a nasty rash on my hands after coming back from the beach one year (that part actually was kind of gross; it was brown and constantly peeling).

Sadenfreude? I get some pleasure in how utterly stupid this man can be, but that is quickly replaced by overwhelming sadness.

I love that the Amazon ad on this page is trying to get me to buy a U.S. Polo Assn. Men’s Big-Tall Cable-Knit Sweater with Sherpa Collar Lining, much like Mr. Bone was wearing.

So there is (maybe was at this point) a shitty basement bar in State College, PA that sold stomach destroying drinks called monkey boys. They were basically syrupy, sweet versions of Long Island iced teas served in a pitcher. I puked and/or shit myself stupid when I drank one. It took about five times of going…

I want to hear everyone’s “fuck, mom!” moment. Mine was when I was 13 and enjoying a nice taped episode of Real Sex. My mom UNLOCKED my door to show me the confirmation tie that she bought me. I’m still terrified that someone will pop in that tape labeled “Richie Rich” and be in for a surprise.

I was rolling a joint in my car after leaving my girlfriend’s house (I was parked). I had done this many times. Just use a cd case and roll a real quick one to enjoy before bed.

“One underrated metric for racquet sports is how closely a player’s strokes resemble the finishing move of a melodramatic samurai anime”

When, as a 12 year old, I learned that Pennywise and the concierge from Home Alone 2 were one in the same I was blown away. And a little less terrified:

Funky butt loving!

Had to stay in at recess for hysterically laughing at a loud kazoo-like fart during a math lesson. I have no regrets

Two of my friends and I finished Majora’s Mask this summer. None of us had played it when it came out because we didn’t have the required expansion pack. It was, without a doubt, my favorite of the series.

I just spent 3 hours looking through these lists and researching the films that I’ve never seen. Well worth it. I have to start teaching again in two days and this was a great way to cap off the end of the summer.

For my elementary years it would definitely be this:

I’m really glad that you included No Man’s Sky on here. I agree with a lot of the criticism thrown at it, but no one has mentioned the soundtrack much. The music isn’t intrusive at all, but there have been moments where it just works so perfectly.

And Kate Winslet will always be hot

These are my favorite articles of all time. I’m not joking, but I really hope you are about this being the last one. I desperately need to hear which former wrestlers were dicks and which were stand up guys.

I’ve watched that gif a few times now and it makes me smile very time. Good for her. Also what the fuck? This woman breaks a world record and doesn’t qualify for the Olympics?