69 +1

Devin “one better than 69" Booker.

Just had a nice chat w/ Jim Harbaugh about his khaki game. He upgraded to @lululemon pants and says, “I’ll never wear anything else.” Smart.

“And what is your purpose in visiting the United States?”

After all those World Series titles, it was about time.

USA owns Puerto Rico!

Retiring from international duty is, and continues to be, bullshit

You should serve at the pleasure of the nation

Everyone except for the English media and Pep agrees with you.

“I hope kids watching the WBC...”

Bet it’s not just fun they want American kids to grow up hating.

It’s refreshing to see a story about a basketball star worried about keeping children out of a Ball’s mouth instead of some other combo those words.

LaVar Ball is a moron. It obviously hasn’t been an issue for Isaiah Thomas.

Specifically, Ball said that LeBron’s sons aren’t primed for NBA success the way Lonzo and his brothers are because the pressure of living up to LeBron’s legacy will be too much.

The real question is how the FUCK is this moron in the black!?!?

Daisy Jukes

Billy Bush

I’ve found that anytime I don’t know a celebrity, there’s a 95% chance that it’s some YouTuber.

Some fuck who thinks he’s the next Donald Trump.

Gilead here we come!

Ohhhh Tomi. Now you’re learning what all of us former “cool girls” learned: you are not, and will never be, exempt from misogyny.