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Be a fackin rippah in The Hub had that been a Celtics player.

Someone should show him the battle of Helm’s deep.

Hat tips on both ends. I saw on Twitter that a ball hit to that spot is a homer something like 94 percent of the time.

Kugel or jackfruit

A three-way involving George Lincoln Rockwell, a bottle of Everclear and a warthog.

I always assumed Steve Bannon‘s origin story involved a bottle of Dewars and a tube of hemorrhoid cream exposed to Gamma radiation.

Finally something to make tagouts exciting. Every one of the 40 billion tagouts that took place up to know can suck it.

Yadi’s involvement in this play has to be giving Cardinal fans some sort of existential crisis today.

But it makes perfect sense...

Showed my wife too and she thought they should have thrown a flag for excessive celebration.

Definitely submit the claim. And ugh I know. I have a KGoal by Minna and I love the company and their toys. KGoal is a great exerciser. But the Bluetooth on it is crap! It seems like I only work out for like 2 minutes at a time on the app because the Bluetooth kicks out halfway through (it’s a five-minute workout

I hate junk mail in my inbox.

I get the impression you’ve been waiting a long time to tell this story.

Why hasn’t any team taken advantage of this and just tried to trade any white skill player to the Pats for way too much?

Finally, Rex Ryan will hear “Reeeeeeexxxxx” in an NFL stadium. If he buys a ticket.

Or parents could use the patented Artless Parents method, wherein the child wears underwear of their favorite characters and are then shamed relentlessly for soiling on She-Ra or the Care Bears.

“We would never tell mom implicitly when to start,” he said.

It was insanely hot and I’m also a straight woman with a basically nonexistent libido.

Dont’u forget about me”