I don’t think that’s true. Didn’t I hear somewhere that Lee Harvey Oswalt played tight end for the Cowboys back in ‘61?

To be fair, a parade through the streets of Dallas is totally foreign territory for the Cowboys.

Goddamn.

This is suddenly seeming like the only real possibility.

Tried to dissolve a body in it?

It’s a joke.

Probably not, but his share of what the NCAA made off of him should take care of him.

damn you’re right.

Sounds like you just plagiarized part of “A Gronking to Remember”.

Oh good, PFT commenters have found their way over here.

Snowflake. Should have to return all his money back to the team for quitting. Cause apparently athletes follow different laws than normal people.

Grady Sizemore!!

“I’m down.”

Short and to the point.

Dan Snyders’ not denying it’s his mouthpiece!

Yes, the Freakanomics podcast, and damn she was exhausting. It’s every personality trait I hate about people who call themselves entrepreneurs — boastful, over-talkative, self-absorbed, uses industry jargon (“disruptive”), but mostly just annoying.

I cannot stand looking at pictures of his fucking bloated, disgusting, orange, fleshy face. I scroll past them as quickly as I can before vomit starts inching up my throat and my laptop keyboard is ruined.

i’m with her...

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