I assume the other party in the murder suicide was a grizzly bear.

Congrats on the fiance.

Do you think Jim Nantz has ever considered that Sergio Garcia might actually not give a shit about Seve?

Let’s not get too excited until we find out tomorrow if a fan calls in a penalty

The shot was pretty fuckin’ cool, but his face afterwards, goddamn that shit was priceless

The resolution on my tiny phone isn’t great. Which one of those guys is Golden Tate?

I’m happy this story wasn’t spun to be really negative, or paint Mickelson in a poor light. Gambling and golf are kind of synonymous. It just is ingrained in the culture, keeps matches fun, and there isn’t a pro out there who hasn’t gambled on a non-competitive round

This is the bossest thing Ive heard today, & I now love Phil Mc.

*looks at leaderboard*

As a Sabres’ fan, I hope Okposo, as one of only a handful of Sabres worth a damn, gets well soon and is ready to be a part of a much-improved team next year. As someone who has spent some time in a Neuro ICU before, I don’t hold out a lot of hope for that, but I hope he gets well enough to have a long and healthy life.

“It’s great to be back at the Apollo Theater!”

The KKK never really took off in Arizona as it’s a lot of letters to remember.

“protest is the new brunch”

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

Certainly underrated. My first reaction was, Wait, how did that bum garner TWO frikkn homers?

Madison Bombgarner

There is an old partner at a law firm who went to UNC who will stumble across the shirt. He will find it hilarious. The old partner will the show the shirt to some poor schmuck associate who will be forced to pretend that the shirt is funny and clever. That schmuck will force a laugh out. The old partner will show…

I need a pic of a baby dressed as Anna Wintour, but the internet is letting me down...

This is an embarrassing look for you.

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.