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Yep.

For my entire adult life, I would answer the question “are we going to war with North Korea today?” with a resolute “no, of course not.”

A million volts SOUNDS dangerous... but how many amps?

I hear they didn’t even have a basketball ring at the Holocaust Center.

I assume the other party in the murder suicide was a grizzly bear.

Congrats on the fiance.

Do you think Jim Nantz has ever considered that Sergio Garcia might actually not give a shit about Seve?

Let’s not get too excited until we find out tomorrow if a fan calls in a penalty

The shot was pretty fuckin’ cool, but his face afterwards, goddamn that shit was priceless

The resolution on my tiny phone isn’t great. Which one of those guys is Golden Tate?

I’m happy this story wasn’t spun to be really negative, or paint Mickelson in a poor light. Gambling and golf are kind of synonymous. It just is ingrained in the culture, keeps matches fun, and there isn’t a pro out there who hasn’t gambled on a non-competitive round

This is the bossest thing Ive heard today, & I now love Phil Mc.

*looks at leaderboard*

As a Sabres’ fan, I hope Okposo, as one of only a handful of Sabres worth a damn, gets well soon and is ready to be a part of a much-improved team next year. As someone who has spent some time in a Neuro ICU before, I don’t hold out a lot of hope for that, but I hope he gets well enough to have a long and healthy life.

“It’s great to be back at the Apollo Theater!”

The KKK never really took off in Arizona as it’s a lot of letters to remember.

“protest is the new brunch”

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

Meh, Hulk would be called a snowflake and SJW.

As someone who lives here, you’d be surprised how quickly we get over shit. Probably because something new is always coming.