That was my first thought. The faked death, not the pooping.

D.B. Pooper

Gilead here we come!

Ohhhh Tomi. Now you’re learning what all of us former “cool girls” learned: you are not, and will never be, exempt from misogyny.

She stepped out of a line and all her bros went, “I don’t know her.”

Ha!

BBC = Basket Ball Coach?

Shocker Wife Can’t Remain Seated.

Be a fackin rippah in The Hub had that been a Celtics player.

Someone should show him the battle of Helm’s deep.

Hat tips on both ends. I saw on Twitter that a ball hit to that spot is a homer something like 94 percent of the time.

Dude that was strait risky business right there

Yeah, women certainly have a WAY better response when it’s scripted...

Kugel or jackfruit

A three-way involving George Lincoln Rockwell, a bottle of Everclear and a warthog.

I always assumed Steve Bannon‘s origin story involved a bottle of Dewars and a tube of hemorrhoid cream exposed to Gamma radiation.

Finally something to make tagouts exciting. Every one of the 40 billion tagouts that took place up to know can suck it.

Yadi’s involvement in this play has to be giving Cardinal fans some sort of existential crisis today.

But it makes perfect sense...

Showed my wife too and she thought they should have thrown a flag for excessive celebration.