Definitely submit the claim. And ugh I know. I have a KGoal by Minna and I love the company and their toys. KGoal is a great exerciser. But the Bluetooth on it is crap! It seems like I only work out for like 2 minutes at a time on the app because the Bluetooth kicks out halfway through (it’s a five-minute workout…

I hate junk mail in my inbox.

I get the impression you’ve been waiting a long time to tell this story.

Why hasn’t any team taken advantage of this and just tried to trade any white skill player to the Pats for way too much?

Finally, Rex Ryan will hear “Reeeeeeexxxxx” in an NFL stadium. If he buys a ticket.

We don’t want internet editors to come up with something better.

Or parents could use the patented Artless Parents method, wherein the child wears underwear of their favorite characters and are then shamed relentlessly for soiling on She-Ra or the Care Bears.

“We would never tell mom implicitly when to start,” he said.

It was insanely hot and I’m also a straight woman with a basically nonexistent libido.

If that doesn’t scream “bring back Fireman Ed,” nothing will.

“Dont’u forget about me”

Odd Couple. It was barnacle glue. Oscar got Felix to invest and Felix of course went overboard.

And just maybe, it’ll lead to easy repair kits that don’t require you to drain an entire swimming pool just to deal with a small crack.

I don’t think that’s true. Didn’t I hear somewhere that Lee Harvey Oswalt played tight end for the Cowboys back in ‘61?

To be fair, a parade through the streets of Dallas is totally foreign territory for the Cowboys.

Goddamn.

yeah but then what happens when you fall back at 4 PM on friday. I’d kill myself probably.

Instead of springing forward at 2 AM on a Sunday, we should do it at 4 PM on a Friday.