The IMDB synopsis is fucking awesome:

Your headline didn’t say it was a documentary.

Denny’s sausage makes my farts smell exactly like Denny’s sausage. It is revolting, followed by appetizing, followed again by revolting.

Wait, was this at an actual NBA game or was this an NBA 2K17 story shared from fucking ‘Compete’??

Well, Berman is obviously Belushi. The rest don’t matter.

I would call into a radio show and answer the question of the day for a chance to see that.

As a Packers owner I’ll be voting against relocation

That was the same approach to testing at Prime Prep as well.

She’s one of the originals on ESPN. Boy their original crew is like SNLs original crew.

Does Andrea Kremer age?

“Planned Parenthood, offering abortions to Trump mistresses for over 40 years”

I am defunding the federal government by withholding my income taxes until Trump stops using it for his weekly weekend vacations and golfing trips.

So glad the health and welfare of literally millions of women is a fucking political game to you, Donny.

Large-scale studies have also found that sex leads to happier marriages and possibly even a longer life.

Old-school slave owners would’ve at least allowed their workers the pleasure of song.

The more things stay the same, the more they change for the worse.

At some point, you have to [air horn] distractions to [booming PA announcer hype man voice] and [Jock Jams cut] and [instructions to make some noise] kick in the nuts.

“Listen, either you play my music, or we’re playing nothing at all!” - James Dolan.

Honestly snort/laughed out loud at work

Or, we could throw out your ridiculous toddler logic and consider that not jumping through hoops to gargle Nintendo’s balls and buy their shit day one might cause them (and other companies) to, I dunno, step their fucking game up and release better, less broken products worth buying at release?

Your idea does have…