To those outside Philly, “having a big dick” just means carrying a couple extra d batteries in your pocket in case JD Drew walks by.

“...” -Wendell Smallwood

I’m really tall and incapable of playing basketball. Any team interested in paying me to do nothing — I’m listening.

This is good news for Ezeli, but I am sad to hear about Greg Oden’s passing.

“We guesstivus he’s taking one for the restivus”

Reuben, what happened at the combined?!

Can someone help this young man? He seems to be suffering from amnesia.

Vikings could have had Rodgers, but decided they were good with Dante Culpepper.

Did him and Jerry Jones come up with this theory at the owner’s meeting?

Really makes my dad’s favorite way to threaten me, “I’ll hit you so hard your great grandkids will feel it,” seem way more fucked up.

DAIRY PRIDE!!!!

And with this new rule, his career will be taking a step back.

Hey now - it’s just the Mass GOP.

They want him gone. He won’t be around next season. The only question is how much Snyder will owe him when he goes.

What the fuck, Massachusetts?

Remember when gas/oil prices went up really high and flight prices skyrocketed because of it? And they crammed more seats on planes and charged us heavy fees for bags? Then fuel/oil prices dropped drastically and the flight prices never went down and fees never went away? Fuck everything about the airlines.

John Mellencamp sounds exactly like every person I’ve ever dated. And also like my dad. 🤔

Worked for Trump.

Reached for comment, McCloughan said he isn’t at the combine because of a death in the family. 

He got his bell rung.