Gotta love John Buccigross's unfiltered "OH MY GOD!!!" call. That's a commentator that truly cares about the game he's calling.

Gonna be a rough Monday for Dad back at his law firm

I don’t think that there’s any rules against performance reducing drugs.

Also, the Mets franchise tested positive for lolololol.

or Obama’s

Somehow this A-Rod’s fault I’m guessing.

Shockingly Canadian? I believe you mean:

Hopefully they don’t have an interleague game at Wrigley this year, because if he sees hundreds of cups full of pee, he may go catatonic.

He should just swing at anything pitched down the centaur

Unwatchable? He’s got one hell of a glass house called Traded For Raymond Felton Manor.

Dancing with two thumbs up is the official signal for, "more Miracle Whip on my American Cheese sandwich, please."

This should be everyone’s avatar for today.

Or punters who think they can play football.

The gif that keeps on giving.

I was rooting for Melissa, until she opened her mouth.

uhh ... uhhhhh ... how can I say this knowing that it's going out on air... with the uh ...

Later in the night..

And I thought that I was great at planting seeds....

If only she were an elected official and could actually impact some legislation that would fix this problem...

In order to get out of the greys, you have to be consistent. Not pleasurable but consistent.