I wonder if the stenographer recorded that.

I did a ton of coke tonight and thought id say that I found it funny to say John Calamari instead of John Calapari.

As a Bengals fan, that's my standard posture during the NFL season.

This is an insane thing to think and type, and you should feel bad for having done so.

You say 'incidental contact', i say 'reparations'.

Ah yes, the classic “what the hell is going on” pose. As a USC fan I have done this many times in the stands.

I guess the bright side for Kentucky fans is that this loss preemptively saves the disappointment of vacating the title in a few years.

Why the hell would you ever root for duke

Pretty Jrunk

That was the missing 1%

yea but can it happen for real while you’re awake in VR? If it’s possible, that would be amazing because wet dream orgasms are the most amazing ever

Ever have a wet dream (dozens of them, likely)? That’s pretty much exactly what’s happening.

Oh nooooo. And I was excited about this guy too :-/ . He was putting together a solid spring.

Santana got popped right before Opening Day?

I can’t pinpoint how the substance in question entered my body

It’s so much better.

Only most pitches? Does this mean that Rick Ankiel is making a comeback?

Won’t the umpires find it distracting?

This comment is sweet too.