Look at him, tooting his own horn.

So it's the one fucking day you deserve it.

There are worse crimes against humanity.

"You don't mess with the Whammy."

UV for disinfecting.

It makes it eazier for the csi techs

I don't think it is a good idea to put UV lighting in a trucker's sleeper cab. Just saying.

That's exactly what I'm hoping for. Apparently having the award for being the best designated hitter annually in the game named after you isn't enough.

Agreed, I feel Ortiz's near lock status may help Edgar since they are so similar.

A liberal dick joke bias?

So I went looking for his career OPS+, (it's 139) to compare him to Edgar Martinez (his is 147)They both deserve the HOF.

Expanded Acceptable Terminology: Visual observers of a team or athlete performing an extraordinary act shall be said to have shit their dicks.

Mitch Albom is on suicide watch.

your* so close...

It's Indiana, not Insteve.

We are especially concerned about how this legislation could affect our student-athletes and employees.

I bet he wishes he didn't hit that first drive so baddeley.

A bake sale? They'll ignore allergies, fire volunteers who they think are about to be too "tired", sell more cupcakes than they actually have in Dallas, they'll set up a stand in the middle of the event somewhere no one cares about sweets, turn a blind eye to the Cookie Monster and all the brownies in New England will…

FYI, there has been conflicting reports ranging from "tons of obscene language" to "no obscene language". In my opinion, I would hope he would have said something like "You can fucking afford it. The Commissioner makes more than the GDP of most states. Fuck you. Fuck Harbaugh. Fuck you. You're cool. Fuck you."…