Expanded Acceptable Terminology: Visual observers of a team or athlete performing an extraordinary act shall be said to have shit their dicks.

Mitch Albom is on suicide watch.

your* so close...

It's Indiana, not Insteve.

We are especially concerned about how this legislation could affect our student-athletes and employees.

Hard "g"? Oh hell no.

I bet he wishes he didn't hit that first drive so baddeley.

"we're taking a more grounded and realistic approach...."

9) Directed by Uwe Boll

A bake sale? They'll ignore allergies, fire volunteers who they think are about to be too "tired", sell more cupcakes than they actually have in Dallas, they'll set up a stand in the middle of the event somewhere no one cares about sweets, turn a blind eye to the Cookie Monster and all the brownies in New England will…

FYI, there has been conflicting reports ranging from "tons of obscene language" to "no obscene language". In my opinion, I would hope he would have said something like "You can fucking afford it. The Commissioner makes more than the GDP of most states. Fuck you. Fuck Harbaugh. Fuck you. You're cool. Fuck you."…

Of course Belichick is in favor of more cameras on the field. Duh.

*woosh*

Absolutely not. Pay extra attention to avoid soaps with mint, menthol or any bottle that says "zing" or "refreshing"

Had an ex that always wanted to do it and I hated it. One of you is always mostly out of the stream of water, and so one of you is always chilly. No thanks.

Except for oral — that always works great and is super hot.

I always got the sense that shower sex is something people talk about a lot rather than actually doing it. The logistics are just a pain.

Soap is not a good lubricant, btw.