It's still infinitely better than the terrible headline I sent to tips earlier for this clip:

Michael Carter-Williams' Lob Attempt: As Overthrown as Russia's Tsar

(sniffs the Jets organization) Yep the scent of cod and hummus accidentally microwaved for 20 minutes. Clearly they've been tampered with.

@darrenrovell Thanks @UniversalEnt for sending me #UnbrokenMovie! But soldiers during WWII have almost no market value. Most of us watch for country on the front of uni.

Our theory on the Mark Henry photo is that it was included to "prove" it was actually Henry tweeting it, and not a PR person. (It was obviously a PR person.) But in the photo it's clearly daylight, and the tweet was sent in the middle of the night.

Yeah, I'm with Phil. I think he's a loony toon.

As a Browns fan I offer you zero sympathy and hope your team burns in the most fiery way possible.

Mark Emmert is FUMING right now.

Arians wears the hat for some kind of charity, just incase anyone was wondering/didnt know.

which one is Jim Tomsula?

I don't know from the horrors of space oil, but I do know there's no reason to waste a single drop of the precious contents of your honey bear, which can be extracted merely by immersing the bear in some scalding hot water, or, if you like, popping it into the microwave for 20 seconds or so, which heat greatly reduces…

www.tedcruzforamerica.com currently redirects to healthcare.gov so Cruz is really having a rough day with websites. I can't wait for his social media game.

Given Mike and Mike's nearly all-commercial format, the interview ended with

Joe was sitting next to me and inspired me to take a video of the same. Here was my perspective of it, but just a seat over:

Under a city bus.

Like a trio of schoolchildren

Well, I was wondering if Gawker died for anyone else just now, so guess that answers that.

Why so mean/stupid?

I remember this day vividly. Was drowning my sorrows at a shithole dive in Hoboken, NJ. The Coors Light on tap (it was on special, shut up) tasted like butter. So, yeah, let's do everything we can to increase the odds of me reliving that. Thanks guys.

I love this idea. It would be even better if MLB opened up online streaming for nonsubscribers that day.