*sniffles* (wipes away tear).

Honestly, the Cubs will be doing a lot of that the rest of this decade.

You see, here's what I hate about this. Rovell definitely doesn't feel like he got owned there, or that some social media manager called him out on being a troll. His first thought is probably "ZOMG LOOK AT THIS ESTABLISHED BRAND INTERACTING WITH ME ON TWITTER SO ENGAGING AND CLEVER BY THE CUBS!"

This seems like a lot of effort just to play someone else's Candy Crush.

We need that power to mine bitcoin.

I switched to a full helmet+mask (hockey-style) a few years back exactly because of this - you get one flush in the mask and it doesn't matter how much padding is in the mask, it still knocks you right on your ass. The helmet+mask I have now disperses the energy from those shots a lot more effectively.

Derek Jeter's career fielding percentage wants to have a discussion with you.

If you want to follow The Concourse, then follow The Concourse.

And LA residents thought they were done with bad shots once Kobe shut it down.

At what point does a guy shooting at police on live TV stop being a "suspect"?

The part where he examines the Gak with the pliers made me feel oddly uncomfortable.

"Whatever works."

No Alanis fans here tonight? Eh, fuck it.

I dont't think he meant to reach her handlebars. I think he was trying to reach down under.

"I couldn't help it, it's all your fault." - Loren Rowny

More importantly, why is he wearing a hat?

jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Wasn't Imperial Klud a Star Wars character?

High hopes after it started with "Thanks for joining us, Imperial Kludd." "Thanks for having me." Then it kind of tailed off from there.

In fairness to Lemon, when they told him he was going to interview a Grand Wizard, he thought they meant John Wall.