This is the kind of hard-hitting investigative journalism I come to Deadspin for.

Did you steal that joke from the Letterman scrap heap?

"I just went back at somebody, and they weren't even throwing punches."

Tough break for Kelly, but I am sure he has a klan plan. No doubt this will open the door for Kelly to get Peyton Hillis to come out of retirement. Maybe trade for Tyler Klutts from the cowboys. If that fails he could try to get James White from NE (I mean close enough at least his name is White - and hey, that…

Yeah, Leandro Paredes has to feel like an asshole after that.

If you're being sarcastic: I don't know. It's not that big of a deal.

Sure you didn't mean to file this to Greg Anthony I mean Kenny Smith?

I read your post and thought, fuck it, just give me a beer.

I read this post and thought, fuck it, just give me a beer.

It was even more interesting back in the single goalie, original 6 days. Former Red Wings trainer Lefty Wilson twice appeared in games as goalie - for the Wings' opponent.

I had no idea that the NHL allowed a one day contract for situations like this.

I disagree with the Mets lifestyle.

The GIF is 20x better than the actual video.

This is just one of many sick burns Azalea's been afflicted with as a result of having sex with Nick Young.

Wouldn't a solution be to suspend him from playing, but demanding he stays involved with the team (practicing and traveling for games)?

ALL OF THE GOLD STARS

What does this have to do with llamas?

Hey, what's the creepiest quote you could imagine from a man accused of rape?

Funny how so many teams are willing to give this guy a shot, considering how much he is hated by the Publix.

"How could you let that guy in the building?" - Assistant Manager, Red Lobster