This is EXACTLY what the MLS needs.

Did they check the psi of the balls?

On an unrelated note, can i just say Bob Ley's beard is pretty damn fantastic these days.

We can only assume that the NFL gave ESPN some sort of "stand down" order. #Ballghazi

This is the ESPN equivalent of leaving an open Pornhub tab on the browser and trying to explain it to your wife.

Now I'm changing it to "Peyton Manning's Iron Man"

Yeah, he's not even made out of the same materials as a blanket.

What, exactly, is wrong with a tall and strong person utilizing their physical attributes to make money?

I appreciate Greg standing up for his son, but maybe he should let his cousin Dave handle the spicy stuff.

Man, this guy sure could use a Union right about now.

Huh. I just assumed the ball was a bed and his celebration was foreshadowing.

You know, if somehow you could've worked in a reference to Tommy Bartlett I would have given you the Nobel Peace Prize for Most Puns Involving the State of Insanity That Is Wisconsin.

pulls on +1 lever

so, so dumb. +1

Walker, Ex's Anger.

James Dolan immediately signs Houston to a max contract.

I've only had one girlfriend (out of 5 serious ones) who was really into it. It was awesome. I think the prep work that needs to be done, both by the fucker and the fuckee, can't be stressed enough. In my experience, it was never a spur of the moment thing like when a porn star just says, "I want you to fuck my ass,"…

Richardson remained hopeful that things would work out for him, whereas the Colts stood by their initial request that he do the workouts himself.

Coach: Sorry, but you are going to need to lose some extra pounds if you want to be on the field for the AFC Championship.

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