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don't you f with meg white! only picking on meg griffin is allowed!

I just hope they bring Chinkilla back.

Happy to see "keister" still plays in the midwest.

Keep your chin up, man. That almost landed.

Keep your chin up, man. That almost landed.

I actually agree with you. But you're this close to sounding like an anti-vaxxer.

I'll stand by my original, "WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?" line of thinking.

To be fair, everyone in the world rushes to judgment, except for Pete Carroll, who passes to judgment, and is usually intercepted.

ONLY ONE DESERVES LOVE SAMER

The mom's vest is 90s as fuck.

Now this is how you do a dead kid commercial!

Now playing

Psshhh-not even the best pizza snack mom fake commercial THIS WEEK:

still better than that Fanta ad.

Judge: "Juror #11, you're going to have to be replaced."

"And to my guardian angel, Dawn Howard, I continue to feel you and hear your voice in every thing I do...all the way do to the subtle "Hey, be careful...that idiot who just scored is gonna pretend to drop his pants and poop out a football...you may want to hasten that cut," Howard said.

He never catches that ball without the referee picking Revis.

I guess Russell Wilson wasn't the only person who didn't realize that someone in a Marshawn Lynch jersey was right behind them.

Until now Fallon just assumed "photobombing" was when the photos don't get any laughs either.

Not surprising. The Irish have been fraudulently attending bowl games for years.

FWIW, the Jeter argument was made in our chat room, not on the siteā€”and by that point I was actively antagonizing Drew.